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Sci-Fi Archives


Visit our archives of the MST3K pages previously hosted by the Sci-Fi Channel's SCIFI.COM.

Goodbye Sci-Fi

Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett reflect on MST3K's final broadcast.

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Visit mst3k.com, the official site of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

And don't forget about RiffTrax, the place to find commentaries by Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett.

And be sure to visit The Mads are Back to see Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff live!

And check out the official web site of Joel Hodgson.

Licensing Partners Announced

Some news from the business side…

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 RETURNS WITH FIRST-EVER CONSUMER PRODUCTS PROGRAM

STRATEGIC LICENSING PARTNERS ANNOUNCED AS THE SHOW HEADS TO NETFLIX

Los Angeles, CA – February 16, 2017 – The popular entertainment brand and cult-hit comedy series MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 (MST3K) has announced its first consumer […]

The 2016 Shorts Calendar Is Up

By popular demand, just in time for Cyber Monday!

And as always, you can get other items with the Satellite News logo and our catchphrase T-shirts and hoodies. Enjoy!

Cyber Monday Reminder

Just a note on “Cyber Monday” that just about anything you could want for the holidays, or for that MSTie on your list, is in the column to the right. That includes our wacky catchphrase T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and more, a variety of stuff that has our logo on it, plus items from […]

The Next Shorts Calendar Is Now Available

We’ve already had some inquiries about whether we’re going to offer another “Shorts” calendar. The answer is: Why, yes, we are.

Happy Cyber Monday

For those of you looking for that perfect gift for that MSTie on your shopping list, we would of course like to direct you to Shout!Factory, to the MSTie Mall at mst3k.com, to the items available at RiffTrax.com, and to any of the items featured in the right-hand column of this page, including […]

2013 Shorts Calendar Now Available

A few of you have asked. I’m sorry it’s so late (I usually have this done for Cyber Monday). But it’s done and you can get it now.

To save you the trouble of clicking through it, here’s the text.

A Short 2013: A calendar in 12 acts.

January Century 21 Calling Narrator: […]

Bill Planning Comic Book and Looking for Your Help

Bill Corbett has opened up a kickstarter page to help finance a comic book he’s working on called “Super Powered Revenge Christmas.” He’s working with our pal the massively talented Len Peralta. Let Bill explain it all to you here.

Cyber Monday

Yes, it’s online holiday shopping season and we have plenty of ideas (including a few items of our own!) for you, or the MSTie on your shopping list.

First of all, don’t forget that MST3K Vol. XXII, featuring TIME OF THE APES, MIGHTY JACK, THE VIOLENT YEARS and THE BRUTE MAN, will hit […]

Ballyhoo Motion Pictures Gift Sets

Another holiday gift option for the MSTie on your list:

Our pal Daniel Griffith of Ballyhoo Pictures, the guy who made several of those awesome extras on the recent Shout! Factory sets, has set up an ebay store to sell holiday gift sets he’s assembled, including collections aimed specifically at MST3K fans. Take […]

Cyber Monday

We don’t have a lot that’s brand new this holiday season, but for your Cyber Monday shopping pleasure we remind you that:

Our full line of Catchphrase T-shirts/hoodies are here.

They come in black with white lettering, white with black lettering, lady-shaped shirts, hoodies and special Christmas-themed shirts in holiday red.

And of […]