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Episode guide: 1308- THE BATWOMAN

Movie: (1968) Wrestler/crime fighter Batwoman battles a mad scientist trying to create human/fish hybrids.

Host: Emily.

Opening: In the cold open: As Kinga and Pearl set off on their vacation (much to Max’s dismay), E&tB get surprising results from 23 and Me.

After the show open: The bots throw Emily a Bot […]

Episode guide: 1307- GAMERA VS. JIGER

Movie: (1970) Cornjob and family are rooting for him as Gamera faces off against monster Jiger, who is threatening Expo ’70 (which was an actual thing).

Host: Jonah.

Opening: In the cold open, Pearl expresses her pleasure with Kinga’s progress but suggests a bit of vacation in the Time Bag.

After the […]

Episode guide: 1306- DEMON SQUAD

Movie: (2019) A paranormal investigator finds himself in the middle of a battle for possession of a magical talisman.

Host: Joel.

Opening: In the cold open, Kinga and Synthia are waiting for Dr. Erhardt to return with a host. When he arrives, the host is … Joel! And a somewhat older one […]

Episode guide: 1305- DR. MORDRID

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Movie (1992): “I had the strangest dream. I was going to play Dr. Strange but then we lost the rights to the characters and we just made the movie anyway.”

Host: Emily.

Opening: E&tB are desperately seeking Roller Derby names that have not been taken. In Moon 1, the Mads are again […]

Episode guide: 1304- MUNCHIE

Movie (1992): A daydreaming youngster acquires a mischievous creature who wants to be his friend.

Host: Jonah.

Opening: The Mads are thrilled that Dr. Kabahl’s plan is working. Meanwhile J&tB are knee-deep in the game GPC chose for game night.

Invention exchange: The Mads have created the Deadmill, an exercise machine for […]