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Episode guide: 814- Riding with Death

Movie: (1976) Two stitched-together episodes of the TV series “Gemini Man,” about a hero who gains the power of invisibility.

First shown: 7/19/97 Opening: Mike, who was once a teppanyaki chef, has a relapse Intro: Pearl and company are under fire! She begs Mike for air support … and she gets it, […]

Episode guide: 813- Jack Frost

Movie: (1966) A Russian version of the Cinderella story includes a mushroom sprite, a bear-headed hero and house with legs.

First shown: 7/12/97 Opening: Mike Nelson IS Lord of the Dance! Intro: Mike mediates a squabble between Bobo and Brain Guy Host segment 1: Crow hires a Russian expert Host segment 2: […]

Episode guide: 812- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Movie: (1964) A couple of slackers stumble across a cult of monsters at a carnival.

First shown: 6/14/97 Opening: It’s walk-a-thon season Intro: Pearl is taking the space kids home and has Bobo and Observer send the movie Host segment 1: The bots try to read Mike’s future for 50 cents Host […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1114- At the Earth’s Core

Movie: (1976) A Victorian era scientist and his assistant take a test run in their Iron Mole drilling machine and end up in a strange underground world.

Opening: J&tB are having a pre-nuptial heart-to-heart but the Jonah introduces Growler Invention exchange: With nobody coming to her wedding, Kinga turns to the Observer […]

Episode guide: 811- parts: the clonus horror

Movie: (1979) At a remote facility, clones are being bred to serve as a source of replacement organs for the wealthy and powerful.

First shown: 6/7/97 Opening: Mike has a mustache and the bots like it — sort of Intro: Three runaway space children awaken the campers Host segment 1: The […]