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Episode guide: 1303- BEYOND ATLANTIS

Movie (1973): A sketchy gang of fortune hunters join forces to travel to an exotic island in search of a cache of pearls.

Host: Emily.

Opening: Emily’s bots try ASMR but GPC2 is not helping. Kinga and Max admire the new “Simulator of Love,” built by lonely Gizmonic Institute worker Emily Connor. […]

Episode guide: 1302- ROBOT WARS

Movie (1993): In a future hellscape, robot transport pilots battle menacing bandits and deal with foreign spies while pursuing romance.

Host: Jonah.

Opening: Dr. Kabahl visits Kinga and Max from the future, and informs them they must find a second host.

Invention exchange: J&tB are discussing the concept of breathing. Their invention […]

Episode guide: 1301- SANTO IN THE TREASURE OF DRACULA

Movie: (1969) The masked wrestler El Santo travels back in time to confront Count Dracula and acquire Dracula’s treasure. Original title: Santo En El Tesoro De Drácula.

Host: Jonah.

Opening: Kinga unveils Moon 1; Max explains what happened to Moon 13. They unveil the Kingadome and the Gizmoplex.

Invention exchange: Jonah gave […]

Episode guide: 1206- Ator, the Fighting Eagle

Movie: (1982) After his village is destroyed by the Spider King’s forces, a warrior seeks vengeance.

Opening: Synthia has delivered the song to Dr. Erhardt.

Invention exchange: J&tB have come up with the Swiss army cheese wheel. The Mads have created the Totino’s Pizza Roll Popper.

Segment 1: J&tB re-enact Griba’s […]

Episode guide: 1205- KILLER FISH

Movie: (1979) A treacherous gang of jewel thieves attempt to recover treasure from piranha-infested waters.

Opening: As Ardy and Synthia search for “Idiot Control Now” in the files, and Bonesy still wants to go walkies, Max and Kinga find themselves riffing the whole thing.

Invention exchange: J&tB present Alchemy Glue. The […]