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Visit our archives of the MST3K pages previously hosted by the Sci-Fi Channel's SCIFI.COM.

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Episode guide: 1005- Blood Waters of Dr. Z

Movie: (1972) A Florida scientist turns himself into a catfish monster and … seems to have some sort of plan after that. But local authorities are on his trail.

First shown: May 2, 1999 Opening: Crow enjoys a nice chaw Intro: Crow labels his chaw cans; Pearl conducts a maternal love deprivation […]

Episode guide: 1004- Future War

Movie: (1994) A man who was enslaved by aliens escapes to contemporary Los Angeles, where he is hunted by cyborgs using forced-perspective dinosaurs as trackers.

First shown: April 25, 1999 Opening: The bots calculate how many times a lady Gypsy is Intro: Pearl conducts LSD experiments on the bots Host segment 1: […]

Episode guide: 1003- Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders

Movie: (1995) A grandfather tells his grandson a pair of stories featuring the legendary wizard Merlin.

First shown: September 12, 1999 Opening: M&tB are into 1920s-era college pranks Intro: Pearl’s latest IMS assignment makes Servo a despotic ruler, briefly Host segment 1: “Niche reviewers” Crow and Servo review each other Host […]

Episode guide: 1002- Girl in Gold Boots

Movie: (1968) A girl from a rural truck stop goes to Los Angeles to work as a go-go dancer, but soon gets involved with drug dealers.

First shown: April 18, 1999 Opening: Crow explains his WWBSMD bracelet; Pearl has evil plans Intro: More bracelets; Pearl, seeking board certification from the Institute of […]

Episode guide: 1001- Soultaker

Movie: (1990) After they are killed in a car wreck, the spirits of some teens try to elude the “soultaker” sent to collect them.

First shown: April 11, 1999 Opening: The bots are confused about why their “wet T-shirt contest” is so dull; commercial sign malfunctions Intro: The malfunctions on the SOL […]