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Visit our archives of the MST3K pages previously hosted by the Sci-Fi Channel's SCIFI.COM.

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Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett reflect on MST3K's final broadcast.

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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K Live — thoughts?

Tonight, in Atlanta, is the final stop on the “MST3K Live: Watch Out for Snakes” national tour, so if you’re headed there tonight, you might want to wait till tomorrow to join us.

I saw the show in Philadelphia (or, rather, in a leafy Philadelphia suburb north of the city called Glenside), in […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1114- At the Earth’s Core

Movie: (1976) A Victorian era scientist and his assistant take a test run in their Iron Mole drilling machine and end up in a strange underground world.

Opening: J&tB are having a pre-nuptial heart-to-heart but the Jonah introduces Growler Invention exchange: With nobody coming to her wedding, Kinga turns to the Observer […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1113- The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t

Movie: (1966) Santa has to get a job — as a department store Santa — to earn money to pay his overdue rent bill.

Opening: Jonah wants to sing a Christmas carol, but picks the one song people don’t know the words to Invention exchange: Kinga still plans to marry Jonah, but […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1112- Carnival Magic

Movie: (1981) A clairvoyant magician and his talking chimp become a carnival sensation.

Opening: Tom is giving a TOM Talk Invention exchange: Kinga announces her wedding; J&tB have Yeasta Pets; The Mads have Flavor Sweat Segment 1: Carnival barker Tom presents Markov & Alexander.” Segment 2: Highway patrol Tom & Crow exchange […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1111- Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

Movie: (1989) In-name-only sequel to the previous movie. Three kingdoms have been overtaken by three evil lords and only Tyor, a teenage boy with magical powers, can restore peace to the land.

Opening: It’s raining and nobody can go out and play Invention exchange: J&tB have GIF Notes; the Mads have Punt […]