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Dragon Con Appearances

Joel and many members of the The Return crew are in Atlanta this weekend for Dragon Con. Here’s what Erhardt dug up on what you don’t want to miss.

Friday, August 31 at 11:30 AM MST3K: Return to the Satellite of Love Grant Baciocco, Felicia Day, Daniel Griffith, Rebecca Hanson, Joel Hodgson, […]

Interesting Report from Blobfest

Alert regular Kenneth has sent us a report from this year’s Blobfest in Phoenixville, Pa.

This past Saturday, Matt McGinnis made an appearance at Blobfest in Phoenixville, PA. [Editor’s note: McGinnis is an associate producer and writer on the relaunch, but most fans may know him as “Matt Claude Van Damme,” the purple-jumpsuited […]

Episode guide: 1114- At the Earth’s Core

Movie: (1976) A Victorian-era scientist and his assistant take a test run in their Iron Mole drilling machine and end up in a strange underground world.

Opening: J&tB are having a pre-nuptial heart-to-heart, but then Jonah introduces Growler Invention exchange: With nobody coming to her wedding, Kinga turns to the Observer Hive […]

Episode guide: 1113- The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t

Movie: (1966) Santa has to get a job — as a department store Santa — to earn money to pay his overdue rent bill.

Opening: Jonah wants to sing a Christmas carol, but picks the one song people don’t know the words to Invention exchange: Kinga still plans to marry Jonah, but […]

Episode Guide: 1112- Carnival Magic

Movie: (1981) A clairvoyant magician and his talking chimp become a carnival sensation.

Opening: Tom is giving a TOM Talk Invention exchange: Kinga announces her wedding; J&tB have Yeasta Pets; The Mads have Flavor Sweat Segment 1: Carnival barker Tom presents “Markov & Alexander.” Segment 2: Highway patrol Tom & Crow exchange […]