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Weekend Discussion Thread: If You Could Ask One Question…

Sorry for the late posting!

Alert reader Ted suggests:

If you could ask any character in a MST3K movie or short one question, what would it be? What do you imagine their answer would be?

Oh I think I’d ask Mr. B THE question: Man or woman?

What’s your pick?

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  1. max keller says:

    I think I’d be obliged to ask Mikey if Jimmy stole that bike, just so I could hear his denial live.

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  2. MissT3K says:

    I would ask the thugs in the Juvenile Delinquency short – Why do you care whether or not the other kids go to the town council meeting? AND – Why didn’t you get cooler patches that were sewn on better?

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  3. Ulysses' Shadow says:

    #100
    What would I do? I’d ask Jamie why he considers dusting bourgeois; I’d ask the leader of his gang if the best thing Jamie’s dad had on him was a pencil; and I’d ask Jamie’s ‘good’ friends why they’re 30 and still in high school.

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  4. Chicken Man of Hamburg says:

    I would ask Buzz from the Girl in the Gold Boots how he tele-ports himself and why didn’t he do it again when Critter was beating the snot out of him and he was making those horrendous faces.

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  5. PETE58 says:

    Id ask rommel where did he get that stupid hat :cowboy:

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  6. Stoneman says:

    #103
    Thank you.
    I would also like to ask the dangerous thugs why the 90-yr-old hall monitor makes them so nervous?

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  7. Ulysses' Shadow says:

    #106
    Dude, that hall monitor was one mean mama jama. She ran that town. She was behind the whole pencil racket.

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  8. Cabbage Patch Elvis says:

    #107
    Correction: That hall monitor was one mean Great-Gramma-Mama-Jama!

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