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TwilightBD2

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  1. Meat Trademark says:

    Go ahead on.

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  2. Neptune Man says:

    This is to romance movies what The Starfighters was to…eh…Air Force movies, I guess.

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  3. Goshzilla says:

    Hmm… Don’t think I’ve heard of this movie. Was it popular?

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  4. Droppo says:

    Team Mustache Dad!

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  5. Gummo says:

    OMG. Watched this last night. Laughed until I couldn’t breathe. Mike, Kevin & Bill obviously relished their last opportunity to savage the Twilight franchise and weren’t going to let a single moment go to waste.

    *SPOILERS AHEAD* (if you care — I mean … come on)

    This is the final movie of a 5-episode bazillion dollar franchise. You’d think they’d at least HAVE SOMETHING HAPPEN. Anything. Anything at all.

    Holy crap. An hour and forty minutes of these dishwater-dull characters. Standing around. Talking. And the big climax is when they all agree NOT TO DO ANYTHING.

    Well, I gotta admit, that DOES take a certain chutzpah.

    Mrs. Gummo says we HAVE to watch Dracula or Nosferatu or Shadow of a Vampire this weekend, anything to wash the taste of fake vampires out of our heads.

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  6. losingmydignity says:

    Well, Gummo, you could watch Dreyer’s Vampyr–wait, nothing happening there either (but I do like it).

    Yeah, Breaking Dawn (they never explained who Dawn is–oh, well) was total trash and this is the best Twilight riff since the first one. The series is definitely a highlight of the post-MST world.

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  7. I rented the movie a couple of days ago but I still haven’t brought myself to watch it because I just don’t want it to end. If it ends that means I’ll have started it, and I just don’t want it to start.

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  8. Manny Sanguillen says:

    This movie wasn’t too bad. It wasn’t nearly as good as the first ‘Bad News Bears’ film, but it could have been worse.
    Say what? ‘Bad News Bears Breaking Training, right?
    Yes, it’s possible I may have mixed something up here. I’ll get back to you…

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