In “The Girl in Lovers’ Lane,” Dr. F envisions Evil Event Days at baseball games, where the team gives away harmful and/or humiliating products to spectators.
Let’s imagine some baseball team, somewhere, major or minor-league, decides to have a MSTie Night. What would you like to receive as a giveaway? A Joel Robinson bobblehead? Crow’s wire mother to the first 1,500 kids 12 and under? A cap with the Deep 13 logo?
Anyways, as we enter the home stretch of the regular season, I thought that might be a topical conversation-starter.
I would say promotions based on the MSTed movies are also in bounds, such as maybe a guest appearance of the pickle monster from “It Conquered the World,” who would do battle against the regular mascot.
What would bring YOU to the ballpark? (Let’s assume this is a minor league team, where almost anything goes.)