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New Short from RiffTrax…


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9 Replies to “New Short from RiffTrax…”

  1. Remmie Barrow says:

    If it was not for the riffs, this short would have put me to sleep immediately.


  2. Black Doug says:

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here…

    Also, is it just me, or is the mumbling voice also the “um and er” guy from “Using Your Voice”?


  3. goalieboy82 says:

    for someone who cleans bathrooms* as part of my job at work, i might have to get it (if i can get a normal dvd of it (as my computer is very old).
    *like today, someone decided to put a paper towel in the urinal (which i had to unplug). also had to unplug many of a toilets at work (dear god some people are disgusting). :sick:


  4. hellokittee says:

    Was I the only one that had the janitor song from the Teenage Strangler episode stuck in my head after watching this?


  5. Goshzilla says:

    The janitor! The janitor!
    He cleans up the puke at your school
    A last fistfull of sawdust
    Is his essential tool
    The janitor! The janitor!
    He’s looked on as kind of a leech
    But at least he gets more respect than
    The ones who have to teach…


  6. goalieboy82 says:

    would love to see rifftrax do this next:


  7. Sampo says:

    Ladies, I assume you’ve seen a few urinals in your life, but after watching this short, you will have seen as many urinals — and really close up, too — as you will ever need to see.

    Goalieboy82: There are few little annoyances in life that irk me more than seeing a wad of chewed gum or some other bit of debris sitting in a urinal. HEY JERK! A HUMAN BEING HAS TO REACH IN THERE AND PULL THAT OUT, YOU THOUGHTLESS JACKASS!

    Sorry, it needed to be said. Remember, gentlemen: when you put anything other than urine in a urinal, the saints cry.


  8. goalieboy82 says:

    also hate when people leave shopping carts in the parking lot in the middle of nowhere*. people its not that hard to return the cart. also hate it when they dont put the cart in the cart place right (all in the front)
    *dont mind if the person left it if (and i see them doing it) they are old, disabled (mainly have a hard time walking) pregnant, or a mom with children with him. i help these types to there car sometime.


  9. goalieboy82 says:

    also a few months ago, one of the bathroom stalls in the mens room as closed off (the toilet wasn’t working right). i took the toilet paper, and the paper seats out and close it off (by putting tape over the door and a wet floor sign in the door handle (and putting out of order on the door). what did someone do a few days later, they used it (they removed the tape and floor sign to set in there). the other stall and the uninal where not blocked. people when it says out of order its out of order.
    also dont like it when i check the bathroom out and there is toilet paper and paper towels on the floor. people pick it up when you are done.


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