Reader Jamie Hall attended the first Cinematic Titanic LIVE! show in Chicago this past weekend, and sends us her report. You can read it after the break.

I was at the opening performance of Cinematic Titanic Live performance in Chicago, and I thought I would share with you a couple photos I got and adventures from the show.

I got there bright and early at the Lakeshore Theater at 6:30. Supposedly the house was open for seating at that time - but it didn’t really open until about seven o’clock. We waited in line while people stacked up in the line behind us and — down the hallway — we saw the C.T. cast wandering in and out of the theater (Trace seemed particularly concerned about making sure the memorabilia table was set up right and that there were pens available for the signing. Incidentally, Trace is a lot taller than I expected, and sports a rather distinguished looking beard these days). We saw Mary Jo walk past to confer with the box office folks, and saw Joel come into the theater with a bag of take-out Chipotle… We even saw Frank wander past at one point.

Finally, we were allowed into the theater. I don’t think the show started on time - but it could be that I was just impatient with all of the people who were being seated late.  I rather expected it to be a huge geek crowd, but to my surprise it seemed to be mostly rather well-to-do looking folks in their thirties and forties. (Is that the Cinematic Titanic demographic?) I saw only one geekish thing: an older gentleman wearing a lovely home-made Dr. Who scarf.

The show opened with a warm up act by “Gruber” (Dave Allen, late of “The Higgins Boys and Gruber”, “Freaks and Geeks” and “Naked Trucker and T-Bone”) - who was hilarious. He did lots of Chicago-specific jokes, which of course were appreciated by the audience.  Then, J. Elvis Weinstein came out and they did some musical skits together (with Mr. J. Elvis on the bass guitar)… and then, to everyone’s delight, DVD’s Frank Conniff came out and also did a musical skit in his own inimitable style.

Then there was an intermission of sorts, and then the C.T. crew took the stage. No more messing around at that point - after Joel was introduced, the movie immediately started.

The movie for the evening was Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - which I had been very interested to see.

There were a few technical issues. At first, the sound was a little off: the microphones of the cast were painfully loud for a couple minutes at first, and then at one point in the middle the film got louder than the riffers… And, worst of all, at one point in the middle Trace’s mic went out. However, the show must go on - the others kept on riffing, while Frank sweetly stood up and adjusted his mic so that both he and Trace could use it. After about ten minutes, the back-stage folks at Lakeshore Theater finally managed to find a working microphone for Trace, and things were smooth sailing from there on out.

One thing that was actually pretty neat about the live show (as opposed to the taped performances) is that for once you actually weren’t seeing the riffers in profile alone: in the light of their script stands, you could see their faces throughout the show. Plus, there were little personal touches that are completely absent from the recordings; things like Joel give Mary Jo a thumbs-up when one of her riffs went particularly well; seeing Frank cracking up at other people’s riffs; seeing their (amused) reactions when a joke got a weird response from the audience.

As for the show itself… As I said, it was Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, which (as an MST3k fan) had interested (and concerned) me a bit. However, once things got rolling, it became clear that it hadn’t been a bad choice on their part. I’m still a little mystified why they decided to choose that one rather than any of the other million terrible Christmas movies out there - but, as I said, it wasn’t a bad choice. Speaking as an MST3k fan… I was not disappointed by this particular C.T. installment. Perhaps it was just the excitment of the crowd, but I would say they did as much justice to the film as the original MST3k performance did.

I won’t spoil any of their jokes, but I will say that I didn’t hear any repeated lines from the MST3k riff… except for, how shall I put it, something a little similar to the “Lentils” remark. But how could you not comment on that in that particular place? I mean, really.

When the show was over, they announced that a signing would be taking place in the lobby afterwards. Joel was nice enough to add that you didn’t have to BUY something for them to sign it (which was good, since I brought my old copy of the MST3k Episode Guide for them to sign).

When the autograph line started moving it actually moved at a pretty decent speed, despite the fact that the entire cast was signing every object and they were all taking a moment to thank and talk to every person in line. When my turn came, they were all very courteous and friendly - I got to say a word (no doubt a very stereotypical fan-type word) to each of them, and they were really genuine and charming. Joel even deigned to stand and have a picture taken with me, which - I don’t mind saying - made my year.

So, in the end, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY recommend Cinematic Titanic Live. Aside from the little technical issues (and what live show gets by without ever having an occasional technical issue?) there were no problems that I could see; as a C.T. fan OR as an MST3k fan.