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Weekend Discussion Thread: Best One- or Two-Word Riffs

Alert reader Ken is concise:

Best one or two word riffs.

My nomination: “ENNNNNNNND!!!!!”

Yours?

127 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Best One- or Two-Word Riffs”

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  1. Juice says:

    from Danger! Death Ray! “Watermelon Man” It still kills me every time.

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  2. thequietman says:

    Two more from Boggy Creek II:

    Dr. Batch: I don’t want to alarm anyone, but…
    Mike: RUUUUNN!

    And

    Crow: Lucy… Braless!

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  3. little winged potato says:

    as Ator: I’m HUGE!

    from various: Dickweed!

    as Trumpy: Delicious kitty… new potatoes… little potatoes

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  4. Charlie says:

    In various episodes, whenever’s there an extreme closeup, or, in the case of the Hired short, when the father puts the hankerchief on his head, “AHH!”

    From the Violent Years, as Paula’s higher-up tells her not to get caught busting up the classroom because “you’re no good to me in the clink.” Crow responds, “KLINK!” in a good impression of General Buckhalter.

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  5. JC says:

    Pudding!

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  6. crowschmo says:

    Besides everything that’s already been mentioned, one comes to mind.

    In Hercules when a certain character’s name is mentioned.

    Crow: “a FETUS?”

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  7. rose from nj says:

    Not really a riff, but “MRXL”.

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  8. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    In the spirit of Easter:

    “BARABBAS!!!”

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  9. Leave Crow T. Robert Denby Alone says:

    She Creature:
    Detective: Ted?
    Crow (as Ted): Breast?

    Leech Woman:
    Sally: So you do admit to spending time with her.
    Crow (as Neil): Sustained.

    Space Mutiny:
    Beef McLargehuge: Listen, lady!
    Lea: That’s Doctor!
    Crow (As Slab Crunchfist): DOCTOR Lady!

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  10. digital_trucker says:

    “Gooooood morning!”

    I’d also like to point out the frequent “EEEEWWWWWWWW” responses (notably to Arch Hall Jr’s face).

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  11. A Flat Minor, Mr. B's cousin says:

    Another from ‘Touch of Satan’ when dried apple head crashes in Servo goes, “Grandma Kramer!”

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  12. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    rose from nj:
    Not really a riff, but “MRXL”.

    MRxL is used as a riff in “Horrors of Spider Island”

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  13. Righty says:

    From Santa Clause Conquers the Martians:
    Announcer: “And there’s only one direction you can go from here.”
    Crow: “To Hell.”

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  14. Goji says:

    Another one I remembered:

    Cop: “Why do you avoid the word? Everyone else is using it.”
    Crow: “Groovy”

    – I Was a Teenage Werewolf

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  15. Matt D says:

    In Time Chasers, this is the answer to that eternal question of “What would MacGiver do?”

    “Get cancelled!”

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  16. Thom Sirveaux says:

    Another classic from Space Mutiny:

    “Railing kill!”

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  17. AdamCerious says:

    From Horror of Party Beach: “MY SKULL!”

    If the riff itself doesn’t get me each time, Mike’s spontaneous and legitimate laugh does.

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  18. Alexander Phipps says:

    “Cornjob?”

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  19. Francis J. Fox says:

    I’m HUGE!

    Tor-CHA..!!!

    LOOK POLISH!

       1 likes

  20. Francis J. Fox says:

    ROSDOWER…!!!!

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  21. Francis J. Fox says:

    Canadian Manix

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  22. “…but musty!”
    –Joel, Attack Of The Giant Leeches

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  23. fathermushroom says:

    “Gentle Pressure.”

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  24. Satoris says:

    From Alien from LA: TEATS!!!!

    From The Mole People: The Load!

    From Giant Spider Invasion: PACKERS!!!

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  25. Cornjob says:

    “Sounds painful”.

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  26. Skiptastic says:

    From 0213 – Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster:

    After the robber and the three “kids” are climbing the rocks and a rock fell down, Crow says, ” Spread out!” in such a way that it gets me every time.

    Kind of like Bill Corbett saying “Is it?” To the narrator talking about a constellation in the short about tubes or whatever before the Manos Rifftrax.

    Something about how the words are said just crack me up.

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  27. Professor Gunther says:

    From Horror of Party Beach:

    “Batch man!”

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