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New Short from RiffTrax…

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Bridget and Mary Jo present. Naturally. Stream or download it here.

21 Replies to “New Short from RiffTrax…”

  1. Remmie Barrow says:

    Naturally…awkward things to talk about.

       3 likes

  2. underwoc says:

    Finally, “the OTHER film” as mentioned in Why Study Industrial Arts?

       23 likes

  3. snowdog says:

    Damn, there goes that last little sliver of my innocence. Thanks, Rifftrax!

       6 likes

  4. goalieboy82 says:

    now Mike, Kevin and Bill needs to do the one they showed the boys.

       10 likes

  5. MissT3K says:

    OMG!! This WAS the film they showed at my school in 6th grade! I’m still not comfortable with the discussion, but it’s more realistic than it coming up while walking on a beach with a female friend.

    Goalieboy82 – I think you’re right. The boys need equal time for awkward adolescent films.

    Another wonderful job by Mary Jo and Bridget!! And Kevin’s guest appearance made me smile. :)

       7 likes

  6. Bad Wolf says:

    Dammit i always thought Bridget could have/should have done more on the show. Criminally underused!

       5 likes

  7. eegah says:

    goalieboy82:
    now Mike, Kevin and Bill needs to do the one they showed the boys.

    …which is “As Boys Grow”. Trust me, it’s worth a riff. Very frank stuff. There is a huge spittake moment in it.

       3 likes

  8. Bat Masterson says:

    These Bridget/Mary Jo shorts are the greatest things RiffTrax has brought us in years.

       5 likes

  9. goalieboy82 says:

    for our elders on the site.
    wasn’t the PE teacher also the health teacher (and normally overweight and smoke like a chimney). they would have been the one to show “as boys grow” back in the day.
    also rifftrax did Know for Sure (about syphilis).

       1 likes

  10. Doug Glassman says:

    goalieboy82:
    for our elders on the site.
    wasn’t the PE teacher also the health teacher (and normally overweight and smoke like a chimney).they would have been the one to show “as boys grow” back in the day.
    also rifftrax did Know for Sure (about syphilis).

    My health teacher in ninth grade must’ve weighed about 400 pounds… and he kept trying to get us to run an eight-minute mile. He wasn’t really a jerk about it, otherwise I would’ve thrown the hypocrisy in his face.

       2 likes

  11. radioman970 says:

    imagine a guy seeing the wrong film.. THIS ONE… would have ruined all those fantasies about girls!

       2 likes

  12. I love these Bridget/Mary Jo shorts, but I do hope they get to eventually riff something that’s not all “LOL women.” They deserve a shot at some standard RiffTrax fare.

       9 likes

  13. Johnny's nonchalance says:

    Rob T Firefly:
    I love these Bridget/Mary Jo shorts, but I do hope they get to eventually riff something that’s not all “LOL women.”They deserve a shot at some standard RiffTrax fare.

    Why do you assume Bridget and Mary Jo did not select the material?

    What IS “standard RiffTrax fare?”

    I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist. That’s the beauty of riffing. You can go from Saw to High School Musical to Casablanca. You can go from Catalina Caper to Devil Fish to Mr. B.

       4 likes

  14. Turquoise Plastic Pith Helmet says:

    goalieboy82:
    for our elders on the site.
    wasn’t the PE teacher also the health teacher (and normally overweight and smoke like a chimney).they would have been the one to show “as boys grow” back in the day.
    also rifftrax did Know for Sure (about syphilis).

    We got shown ours in sixth grade by our homeroom teacher, who had quite the sense of humor. One student asked how the sp3rm knew which fallopian tube to go up, and he informed us that there was a little sp3rm policeman in there with a tiny whistle directing traffic. No wonder I was confused on my wedding night….. :-? Never did get a straight answer from him, I think ultimately he admitted he didn’t know.

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  15. Johnny's nonchalance: Why do you assume Bridget and Mary Jo did not select the material?

    What IS “standard RiffTrax fare?”

    I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist. That’s the beauty of riffing. You can go from Saw to High School Musical to Casablanca. You can go from Catalina Caper to Devil Fish to Mr. B.

    I assume nothing. I’d like to see them riff on some material that isn’t all women-centric since that’s the theme of all the ones they’ve done so far. It’d be great to bring those two into the main RiffTrax fold with more riffable material outside that theme.

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  16. goalieboy82 says:

    while Mary Jo and Bridget are at it (NSFW)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1VKo7n0LwA
    sampo, if you dont like it, you can get delete it.

       1 likes

  17. trickymutha says:

    Go Periods!

       1 likes

  18. ready4sumfootball says:

    The font they used for the title on this poster isn’t very good. For days now I’ve been misreading this as “Virtually A Girl” and I’ve been pondering way too hard over what that might mean. :eek:

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  19. goalieboy82 says:

    MKB did this back in 2010:
    http://www.rifftrax.com/molly-grows-up

       1 likes

  20. hellokittee says:

    Watched this tonight and it’s my favorite Mary Jo & Bridget short so far! As to the subject matter of the shorts they cover, I kind of love the lady centric-ness of them since this hasn’t really been covered in the Rifftrax shorts other than one time (I think it was called “Molly Grows Up” or something?). More please!

       1 likes

  21. zombiewhacker says:

    Hmmmm… Mike’s trax usually employ three riffers. We need to add a third female riffer to the ranks of Bridget and Mary Jo.

    I nominate Beez!

       2 likes

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