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Weekend Discussion Thread: What Happened Next?

Alert reader Troy suggests:

What do you think happened to MSTied movie characters as soon as the film was over?

So, in Cave Dwellers, after Ator left, I think Dong (Thong?) and the crazy old man opened up a successful business installing safety railings and personal workout rooms in neighboring medieval castles, and after The Killer Shrews, the surviving shrews somehow made their way to Australia, where nobody even noticed another incredibly toxic voracious predator on the loose.

Following the end of “Beginning of the End,” several grasshopper meat-based restaurants opened in Chicago.

You got one?

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  1. Ray Dunakin says:

    After successfully cracking the case of Sonny’s murder, Daddy-O and Jana team up and travel the country solving crimes and singing in dives. Their crime fighting career comes to an early end when Daddy-O’s health begins to fail, as the tight shirts and hiked up pants cause severe circulatory problems. Jana suggests that a healthier diet might help, but every time she offers him some fruit he slaps it away.

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  2. Ray Dunakin says:

    The “Warrior” of the lost world rode off into the post-apocolyptic sunset on his irritating talking motorcycle. It became harder and harder for him to find gas and food, and eventually he ran out of both. He wander off on foot, silently cursing himself for needlessly leaving the only woman who ever kissed him without puking, and was never seen again.

    Unable to move, Einstein the motorcycle could do nothing but slowly rust, talking and singing to itself as it gradually went insane. Then one day it was discovered by a tribe of barbarians, who immediately smashed it with rocks.

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  3. Ray Dunakin says:

    After Santa Claus conquered the Martians and defeated Satan, he thought he could take it easy for a while. But then Lupita found “the One Ring”, and before you can say Merry Christmas, he was called back into action to battle Sauron and his Orc army.

    Santa sought advice from his wizard friend Merlin, but Merlin had been corrupted by Sauron and was now Merlin the White. Fortunately his dementia was pretty advance by that time and all he could do was screech, “A cat! A cat!” over and over.

    Santa and his windup reindeer kept Sauron’s army occupied and Sauron’s attention focused away from Lupita. With the narrator to guide her, Lupita made her way to the top of Mt. Doom and destroyed the ring. With that accomplished, Christmas was saved and Santa was able to deliver toys to all the children of the world who happened to live in Mexico.

    The following Christmas, Santa was forced into battle again as Christmas was threatened by C’Thulu…

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  4. Ray Dunakin says:

    After being rescued by Bart Fargo, the scientist who created the peace-loving Death Ray went to work on his next peaceful project, the Death Bomb. For peaceful purposes only, of course. This too was stolen by criminals, who for some reason wanted to use the Death Bomb as a weapon, of all things. Bart Fargo had to save the day again. This was followed by the scientist inventing the Death Doomsday Device for peaceful purposes…

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  5. Gare.Chicago says:

    MyCheeseSteak sails off into the sunset with Queen What’s-her-name, and spends the rest of their marriage listening to her talk about her day, and always asking “And then what happened?”

    Gare

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  6. Gare.Chicago says:

    But Ilya’s son did bring dis-honor; he traded the sword for a lid and got high in the castle.

    Gare

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  7. Bat Masterson says:

    @102 Finally, a happy ending to that movie.

    After the events in The Violent Years the Perkinses successfully sue Judge Clara for defamation of character and abuse of power. Clara is removed from the bench and disbarred he takes to wandering the streets of Hoboken, New Jersey muttering about woodsheds. The Perkinses successfully raise Paula’s daughter and she takes over the reins of the newspaper, uncovering corruption scandals and winning a Pulitzer Prize. Lt. Holmes, gets promoted to captain due to his work in the Perkins case Barney Stetson gets beaten in a back alley after calling one to many people a mud butler.

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