In most high school yearbooks, the students are voted “Best Looking” or “Most Athletic” or any other number of titles. So what would a yearbook of characters from MST3K movies look like? Would Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents” be voted “Biggest Liar”? Would “Mitchell” be voted “Most Likely to Have a Heart Attack at a Krispy Kreme”? The possibilities are endless!
Well, I dunno about endless, but how about Tom Pittman from “High School Big Shot” getting named most likely to lose a MILLION BUCKS!:
Any other suggestions?
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In a yet to be determined Santa off:
Cameron Mitchell (Space Mutiny), Santa from SCCtM, and unsettling organ-playing, child labor using Santa Claus.
Frank, Jr. from Last Clear Chance: Most likely to not look
Yuri from Werewolf: Most likely to become a psychotic with ever changing hair colors and styles
Paul from Werewolf: Most likely to become a struggling writer who is never seen writing
Paul from It Came By Night: Most Likely to be creepily obsessed with bats
Gus – Voted most likely to open his own Cafe and call it Charlie’s.
Baby Face – Voted most likely to still be playing with toys as an adult.
Fingers O’Toole – Voted most likely to become a Boulder, Colorado based prophet named Exidor.
Buzz from Mr. B Natural – Most likely to become a serial killer using musical instruments as weapons and clues left behind
Torgo: Most Intelligent and Most Likely to Succeed. You should have seen the rest of his class.
oh cj – and none of ya, c’mon mah folks… :) never despair that much doods and doodettes!! :) (though damn this past week or two has been very, -very- trying…) we -all- suffer from the “human/animal condition”… so, really just when you wonder “what’s it all for??” just hug your closest pet or human… :)
reminds me of recently rewatching “heathers” for a random hoot… “teenage suicide… don’t do it!” (and then there’s one of my favorite hidden lines in that flick; the dj going “and if i have to play this song one more time, -i’m- gonna commit suicide!…”)
i got nothin’ on this thread… too much other stuff/real-life to tread. i’m just waiting till we finally get an ETA on the newest, nextest season of mst!
Al Fraizer: Most Likely to give away hamburger sandwiches with all the trimmings.
Joanie Nichols: Most Likely to Have a Pretty Mind
Watney Smith: Most likely to be rejected by every girl at the bar, hook up with a backstabbing queen and end up being arrested by the police
Riding With Death‘s Buffalo Bill was voted Best Driver, Worst Singer, and Least Likely to Stick With What He’s Good At. He was also given the Duke Family Endowment for Achievements in Incomprehensible Yet Vaguely Homoerotic Redneckery.