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20 Replies to “Now Available from RiffTrax…”

  1. Game of Thrones: A show where the characters spend seven years saying “Fook!” in bad Irish accents, and then being stabbed when they don’t.

    (But oo, it has a geeky fan following! Go neck, Mike–Kill, kill! Nerdy-Evil must be expunged from this earth!)

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  2. Droppo says:

    Yet another abysmal EricJ post.

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  3. Okay, okay, would it have been better if I’d just said “Another excuse for Kevin to make some riff involving the words ‘Ren fest'”?

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  4. majorjoe23 says:

    The Original EricJ:
    Okay, okay, would it have been better if I’d just said “Another excuse for Kevin to make some riff involving the words ‘Ren fest’”?

    You know it wouldn’t.

    Also “fook”? Bad Irish accents? What an odd flag to plant to be wrong about.

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  5. jay says:

    For some reason Game of Thrones constantly evokes classic lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for me.

    “He’s the king, you know.” “How can you tell?” “Because he’s not covered with sh-t like the rest of us.”

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  6. EricJ’s nightmare…he sees both Joel and Mike slapping each other on the back, pointing at him and laughing hysterically at what a loser he is.

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  7. Mr. Krasker says:

    When will Mike learn that doing something successful, which has a large fanbase, and which pays his bills is just plain wrong?

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  8. Mr. Krasker says:

    jay:
    For some reason Game of Thrones constantly evokes classic lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for me.

    “He’s the king, you know.”“How can you tell?”“Because he’s not covered with sh-t like the rest of us.”

    Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, you think you wield supreme power?

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  9. Droppo:
    Yet another abysmal EricJ post.

    I don’t think he said he hated it, just slapping it a bit.

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  10. I’m just noticing it’s not even about the fact there doing a Riff about a very brutal episode of Rifftrax, (which I can’t wait to sit and watch to see how they do it), but you guys lay into the troll to much. Your anti-troll troll is making you people the largest trolls I have ever encountered.

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  11. The Original EricJ:
    Okay, okay, would it have been better if I’d just said “Another excuse for Kevin to make some riff involving the words ‘Ren fest’”?

    It would have been better if you just drank chlorox.

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  12. Pedge Jameson:
    I’m just noticing it’s not even about the fact there doing a Riff about a very brutal episode of Rifftrax, (which I can’t wait to sit and watch to see how they do it), but you guys lay into the troll to much. Your anti-troll troll is making you people the largest trolls I have ever encountered.

    Feel free to join him for a cocktail.

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  13. majorjoe23 says:

    Pedge Jameson:
    I’m just noticing it’s not even about the fact there doing a Riff about a very brutal episode of Rifftrax, (which I can’t wait to sit and watch to see how they do it), but you guys lay into the troll to much. Your anti-troll troll is making you people the largest trolls I have ever encountered.

    Who’s the true troll, the troll or the troll who troll troll troll troll?

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  14. David Scudder: Feel free to join him for a cocktail.

    (Y’know, every time Those New Millennial Kids get on the the wacky new viral thing of saying “Ehh, drink Clorox!”, I keep wondering whether I’m the only person who remembers their old Boy Scout manual tip to use one drop of bleach to purify a gallon of natural drinking water in the wild…What, am I missing something?)

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  15. David Scudder: It would have been better if you just drank chlorox.

    That’s real mature and classy. I’m not defending anyone for any trolling or anything they have done in the past but you know if someone went and drank bleach you could be brought on charges. That is over the line and I’m surprised the comment is still here.

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  16. majorjoe23: Who’s the true troll, the troll or the troll who troll troll troll troll?

    Yes….no….I don’t know.

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  17. David Scudder: Feel free to join him for a cocktail.

    Feel free to take your medication you love to post on Facebook for everyone to see and hopefully behave like a civil person. There’s no need for this.

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  18. The Original EricJ:
    Game of Thrones:A show where the characters spend seven years saying “Fook!” in bad Irish accents, and then being stabbed when they don’t.

    (But oo, it has a geeky fan following!Go neck, Mike–Kill, kill!Nerdy-Evil must be expunged from this earth!)

    Uhhh Eric isn’t Fook from Austin Powers? The “Fook Me” and “Fook You” twins?

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  19. jay says:

    Clorox –

    The trade name for a household product consisting of a 5-7% dilute solution of sodium hypochlorite. Not recommended for internal consumption. Don’t mix it with other common household cleaning products or you may induce the release of gaseous chlorine which could, on a good day, send you to the emergency room instead of the morgue.

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  20. Joe Boltonn says:

    Isn’t this one a free download for Kickstarter backers?

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