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Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett reflect on MST3K's final broadcast.

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15 Replies to “Now Available from RiffTrax…”

  1. jay says:

    There are people out there who like slasher movies. I actually know, um, well, one. There are people who like movies about inanimate objects that somehow become animated. I used to be one when I was seven years old. Here we have a combination of the two following in the questionable path of Wheel, The Car, The Refrigerator, The Toymaker… I’m getting tired of writing The so let’s throw in Christine. Can Rifftrax lighten up such blood soaked fare?

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  2. What would have been really scary is if they–

    NOT THE MICHAEL KEATON ONE,

    (…Ahem. Okay. (exits))

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  3. mst3kme says:

    Eric J.:

    So if Rifftrax released the Michael Keaton version of “Jack Frost” you would purchase it?

    The Original EricJ:
    What would have been really scary is if they–

    (…Ahem.Okay.(exits))

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  4. mst3kme says:

    Well, this “Jack Frost” looks as goofy as “Leprechaun.”

    However, this film doesn’t even have the camp value of seeing Jennifer Aniston in an early role.

    Unless Shannon Elizabeth has a following.

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  5. mst3kme says:

    There’s a newish short available at rifftrax.com.

    “Christmas Customs Near and Far.”

    Enjoy. :-)

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  6. jay:
    There are people out there who like slasher movies.I actually know, um, well, one.There are people who like movies about inanimate objects that somehow become animated.I used to be one when I was seven years old.Here we have a combination of the two following in the questionable path of Wheel, The Car, The Refrigerator, The Toymaker… I’m getting tired of writing The so let’s throw in Christine.Can Rifftrax lighten up such blood soaked fare?

    The Car really doesn’t have any gore,

    This movie though is infamous for the snowman rape scene, which really isn’t appropriate for Christmas or comedy in general. Unless Harvey Weinstein has bought Rifftrax

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  7. littleaimishboy says:

    :
    There are people out there who like slasher movies.I actually know, um, well, one.There are people who like movies about inanimate objects that somehow become animated.I used to be one when I was seven years old.Here we have a combination of the two following in the questionable path of Wheel, The Car, The Refrigerator, The Toymaker… I’m getting tired of writing The so let’s throw in Christine.Can Rifftrax lighten up such blood soaked fare?

    I’m not sure your slasher-loving friend would like JACK FROST much … even though it does feature such horrors as a guy getting attacked with icicles, and then there’s the pulse-pounding scene where the villagers band together to defeat the deadly snowman with hairdryers.

    Seriously, gang, read those last few words over again and then post here about how rifftrax needs to stay away from “slasher movies”.

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  8. mst3kme says:

    Rifftrax cut that awful scene.

    Kevin confirmed that move on his Twitter, stating “It was too damn sick.”

    Jeremy Zharkov: The Car really doesn’t have any gore,

    This movie though is infamous for the snowman rape scene, which really isn’t appropriate for Christmas or comedy in general. Unless Harvey Weinstein has bought Rifftrax

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  9. mst3kme:
    There’s a newish short available at rifftrax.com.

    “Christmas Customs Near and Far.”

    Yes, but if only it had a Mitten Tree in it…

    (And as it’s been posted three times already, funny, it doesn’t look newish.)

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  10. Jason Davis says:

    I have seen this horrible movie before. They actually made a sequel to this movie.

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  11. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    mst3kme:
    Eric J.:

    So if Rifftrax released the Michael Keaton version of “Jack Frost” you would purchase it?

    No, the troll only has to click on and comment on every Rifftrax thread in order to reinforce how much he hates Rifftrax, Mike, Kevin, Mary Jo, et al. Because, you know, it’s normal to obsess over stuff you hate so violently. Actually, that’s usually a sign of overcompensation and I suspect a giant man-crush on Mike.

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  12. mst3kme says:

    Eric J.:

    I’m spreading the good vibes around.

    You should try to do the same.

    The Original EricJ: Yes, but if only it had a Mitten Tree in it…

    (And as it’s been posted three times already, funny, it doesn’t look newish.)

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  13. Yeti of Great Danger: Because, you know, it’s normal to obsess over stuff you hate so violently.Actually, that’s usually a sign of overcompensation and I suspect a giant man-crush on Mike.

    (Oo, now you’ve got me wondering what’s really going on between Mike and Nick Nolte….Thanks for putting THAT image in my head.) ;)

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  14. mst3kme says:

    More good vibes.

    IT’S A RIFFTRAX CHRISTMAS SALE! Get 10% off with coupon code SANTA. Spend $15 or more and get entered to win a signed holiday card!
    Get a must-own limited edition 10-DVD DisembAudio Lunchbox and Gift Cards too!

    (Go to Rifftrax.com for further details.)

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  15. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    Watched this the other night at a relative’s house. Terrible movie, funny in spots, some good riffs but nothing I’d watch again.

    In horrible irony, the lead actor Christopher Allport (Sam) died in 2008 in an avalanche. So snow really did kill him. :-(

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