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Weekend Discussion Thread: Band Names

Our pal Timmy opines:

In “Here Comes the Circus,” Tom says, “It’s Thomas Edison and his electric child.” I thought: That could be a band name.” With that in mind, what riffs could be a name of a band?

Let’s hear ’em!

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  1. Cornjob says:

    Anti-Gravitational Sewage Leak

       1 likes

  2. Torgover says:

    Future War has Brain Guy and Bobo’s band “Narcotic Casserole”. From the riffs, there is “Jean-Claude Gosh Darn” or “Super Pope” or “Water: Nature’s Liquid”.
    Maybe “Antiseptic Manor” from Track of the Moon Beast
    “The Pantsless Salesman” or “The Piddling Peddler” or “Big Face Theater!” from Hired! Part 1 and Bride of the Monster
    Or “Love’s Sweet Throbbing Gondola” from Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell.

       4 likes

  3. mando3b says:

    “The Good and the Beautiful”
    “Rogaine Panty Complex”

       7 likes

  4. This is too easy. Just from my morning viewing of “The Beatniks”

    Disallowing the great ones that are lines from the movie, hence not riffs.

    Shut up, Iris
    That Fat Barkeep

    There’s

    Smells Like a Montage
    Dish of Ice Cream
    My Mom’s a Beatnik
    Tight Leather Mask
    The Singing Weatherman
    How’s the Hernia

    and I’m keeping this one for my new band, kind of a country/folk fusion throwback, with just a touch of bluegrass

    Layer of Squirrel

       5 likes

  5. IR5 says:

    Bitch transformer

       4 likes

  6. Say No To Yes says:

    IR5:
    Bitch transformer

    With their big hit “Dial It Down”

       3 likes

  7. Crazy Amish Folk
    Look Polish! (Or is that, Look, Polish?)

       3 likes

  8. I Dreamt I Kissed Gavin MacLeod

       0 likes

  9. snowdog says:

    I could see a metal band called Screaming;Skull.

       6 likes

  10. Luther Strickland says:

    I hear they need roadies for the Icky Elf Band, but I’m partial to the Walnut Ranchers.

       4 likes

  11. Luther Strickland says:

    LOLLAPALOOZA 2018 Lineup:
    Crenshaw and the Little Creature
    Crayola Hat
    MI Nuts
    Natural Born Cheapskates
    Garage Door Mike
    Spaceship Basement
    Ampersand Band
    Intensely Stupid

       2 likes

  12. Murdock Hauser says:

    Meet The Hobgoblins Tour 2018.

    Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw

    With Special Guests

    Flat Butt

    Rake Fighter

    Belly Dancing Lessons

    Prune Color Please

    When: Friday March 2nd 2018 7:00 P.M. Where: Club Scum Los Angeles California. Cost: $25.00.

       4 likes

  13. GareChicago says:

    Ilya and Vilya, with their hit song “Let us the Nasty Do”

    Gare

       6 likes

  14. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    Ziox (now with Lapetiphany)
    Chicken of Tomorrow
    Flying Elves(Are Back!)
    Trade Rats
    Wahrwilf
    Sister Mary Despair
    Vien-E-Chi-Re(or is it Ra?)
    Three-Step Evolution
    Idiot Control Now
    Yellow Back-Brace
    The Corn De-Tasslers

       4 likes

  15. Dang, I completely forgot:
    No Springs, Beewoop (A CASE OF SPRING FEVER)
    Mikey the Mike Sprite (ibid, because with my luck Coily’s copyrighted)
    Mach Five Rabbit (THE DEADLY MANTIS)
    Smurf Urine (RIDING WITH DEATH)

       2 likes

  16. mando3b says:

    “The Living Dubbed” (Horror at Party Beach; of course, the Brains already came up with “Scott Scrawny & the Hard Gainers” . . . )

       3 likes

  17. Sean Marten says:

    Big Stupid

       3 likes

  18. krankors.revenge says:

    Mitchell!!

       0 likes

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