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Weekend Discussion Thread: A Riff on Your Tombstone

Alert reader Cornjob suggests:

How about “What riff would you like on your
tombstone?” My own would be “Well, that could have
gone better,” followed by “Stop being full of worms
you idiot”.

Oh, this is going to cost a fortune, but I picked this many years ago: “I’ve undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom, culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?”

Your pick?

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  1. jay says:

    “It is so not 11:30.”

       7 likes

  2. Cornjob says:

    “Tom Stuart Killed Me”

       5 likes

  3. Cornjob says:

    “He tried to kill me with a forklift”, but with the word “tried” visibly crossed out.

       5 likes

  4. yelling_into_the_void says:

    “…And the a Lion jumped out and shot her him.”

       1 likes

  5. IR5 says:

    I learned too late that Man was a feeling creature.

       3 likes

  6. IR5 says:

    I’ll throw down on you faster than nine gars could gut a minna.

       3 likes

  7. IR5 says:

    Everything I touch turns to flies.

       3 likes

  8. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    yelling_into_the_void:
    “…And the a Lion jumped out and shot her him.”

    “Dead people don’t cry.”

       1 likes

  9. “I want a Coke”

    “ya haa mmm …That’s good death”

    “Wan’t some?”

    “But I’m a Prince!!!”

    Here lies Chopper. The funny one.

       1 likes

  10. Cornjob says:

    “I’m boring and my slide show eats”

       1 likes

  11. “I’m gonna take off, but feel free to stick around.”

       0 likes

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