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Weekend Discussion Thread: Holiday Ornaments

Our pal Projected Paul opines:

With Christmas and the holiday season in full swing, I thought of this idea. Already, there is an official MST3k moon ornament for sale.

What kind of MST3k-related holiday decorations would you propose? Me, I’d suggest the Giant Mantis from THE DEADLY MANTIS as a Christmas Tree Topper decoration. It would look better than a star, in my opinion.

Have at it!

60 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Holiday Ornaments”

  1. jay says:

    Could Santa please bring me the time window from The Time Travellers so I can step into next week and pass up the crescendo of this constant barrage of pseudo religious merchandising? Bah Humbug you say? Maybe so.


  2. TorgosPizzaNJ says:

    A Tiny Tinseled TORGO would be terrific….


  3. Some Other Guy says:

    I’ve been pining for nearly a decade for Shout Factory to put a Satellite of Love figurine into the next DVD set. The last time they included a figurine was when they added Gypsy to Volume XIX back in 2010.


  4. A MAC family creche.


  5. TorgosPizzaNJ:
    A Tiny Tinseled TORGO would be terrific….

    A little Torgo would be a great front yard decoration year round.


  6. mando3b says:

    Endoplasmic Reticulum:
    A MAC family creche.

    To quote Joel: “Eeeewwww!!” Merry Christmas, everybody!


  7. Sitting Duck says:

    A bit off topic, but when will the Thursday episode discussions restart? IIRC Sampo had said he would wait four weeks after the start of the new series, which would have been last Thursday.


  8. yelling_into_the_void says:

    Let’s put on our JOIKE sweaters, crank up the Steve Alamo album with the extended mix of Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying and curl up with the 1991 Drug IV Handbook.


  9. yelling_into_the_void says:

    One of those underpants-in-a-candy-cane things would be good to have on hand for Cold and Roji Panty Complex Season.


  10. GareChicago says:

    A Sword and the Dragon tree, complete with Dove Bars, a tiny little Chestnut Grey, lots of gold and jewels, Paul Frees, Ilya’s Oven Mitts, and a big ol’ Ghidorah as a topper. And of course, a soundtrack of Vilya singing that Magic Tablecloth song over and over as woodland animals hand you pieces of fruit. Now, let us the Nasty do!



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