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Weekend Discussion Thread: Riffs You’d Retroactively Add

Alert regular “Sitting Duck” asks: Riffs

Sometimes a film shown on MST3K will feature a performer of some notability or notoriety, but the riffing fails to make mention. Usually this is because the person in question wasn’t immediately recognizable. On occasion (such as with Robert Reed in Bloodlust!), they deliberately choose to hold back. So what riffs would you retroactively add in such situations? Mine is for Hamlet when the title character enthusiastically greets Horatio, to which I would append a, “You magnificent bastard!”

Mine would be in episode 409- INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN, which has Lon Chaney in BOTH the movie and the short. I feel that deserved a menton.

Have at it! And keep those WDT ideas coming!

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  1. jay says:

    I Was a Teenage Werewolf –

    Wasn’t Michael Landon also in some kind of TV western? Does anybody know the “alternative” lyrics to Bonanza?
    “LITTLE JOE HAD TO GO, ‘CAUSE HE STUBBED HIS TOE”, and so on. I can’t find the rest anywhere.

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  2. DiscoJer says:

    The Original EricJ:
    Joel and Jonah don’t quite seem to find the idea of “The actor was in OTHER THINGS!” as rollickingly funny in itself as the M&tB SciFi/RT years do, and their implied wish that the actor is now permanently unemployed and/or wearing a Sylvester Jr. paper-bag-of-shame over his head for the entire rest of his career for his folly of even being associated with such a movie…

    One of my favorite parts of Hangar 18 is the jokes about Gary Collins marrying a beauty pagaent winner and getting a talk show.. Also with regard to the other star of the movie, Condorman. “He screwed up his only action scene, ever”. “And Condorman” (or something like that).

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  3. Torgover says:

    Coleman Francis’ appearance as the deliveryman in This Island Earth didn’t get any callbacks to his movies, either.

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  4. GareChicago says:

    The Original EricJ:
    Joel and Jonah don’t quite seem to find the idea of “The actor was in OTHER THINGS!” as rollickingly funny in itself as the M&tB SciFi/RT years do..

    Yeah, you’re right. Mike and the bots really were just great!

    Gare

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  5. Sitting Duck says:

    goalieboy82: i would have said (when he dies), he will be back as Michelle Gomez (Missy)

    Jumping over a couple of regenerations there. Derek Jacobi (or maybe Eric Roberts if you insist on acknowledging the TV movie) is a better choice.

    Considering the prehistoric setting of the movie, a few nods to Time-Flight would have been appropriate.

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  6. goalieboy82 says:

    Sitting Duck: Jumping over a couple of regenerations there. Derek Jacobi (or maybe Eric Roberts if you insist on acknowledging the TV movie) is a better choice.

    Considering the prehistoric setting of the movie, a few nods to Time-Flight would have been appropriate.

    if they said he would be back, i think they should have said, he will be back as Emperor Claudius ( Derek Jacobi)

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  7. Our_Singing_Star_Ms_Kitty_Reed says:

    This one is a bit of a “twistaroo:”

    The first time I saw Citizen Kane, I was shocked to see, in one of the final scenes, Al “I Like Jello” Frazier from I Accuse My Parents! Anyone else notice that?

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  8. Trumpys Dad says:

    I don’t know how they missed Clayton Moore (THE Lone Ranger) as the bad earth guy in the Commando Cody serial. Squeaky clean Lone Ranger as a bad guy? Worth a mention.
    Also, King Moody (Shtarker, Seigfried’s lacky in Get Smart) would have been good for a “Would you believe…” or better a “we don’t ____ here!”. Actually, I didn’t recognize him either. I probably made the discovery here.

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  9. Sitting Duck says:

    Trumpys Dad:
    I don’t know how they missed Clayton Moore (THE Lone Ranger) as the bad earth guy in the Commando Cody serial. Squeaky clean Lone Ranger as a bad guy? Worth a mention.

    They (sort of) didn’t, actually. During the opening credits of the Project Moon Base episode, one of them riffed, “Clayton Moore before his Lone Ranger days.” Which was in error, as the serial was filmed during the time he had been temporarily replaced with John Hart.

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  10. Numanoid says:

    Thomas Mossman:
    My brother pointed that in the conference room scene in ROTOR where Coldyron is explaining ROTOR to the executives, Mike, Kevin, and Bill completely fail to pick up on a very bizarre in-joke in the dialogue.

    For God knows what reason, there are about a good dozen references to the Beach Boys and their music. This includes names of band members and their songs, including the strange lines about being both “Heroes and Villains” and ROTOR being a technological “Rock and Roll To The Rescue”.

    They actually make TWO riffs about the “baffling Beach Boys references”. One during the scene, then later Kevin (I think) remarks about still trying to figure out what was with all those Beach Boy references.

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