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Weekend Discussion Thread: Product Placements

Sorry for the lateless, I have been under the weather.

Alert regular NHKrypto sez:

With all of the product placement from Coca Cola and McDonald’s in “Mac and Me,” other movies might also deserve some product placement of their own.

How about some Axe Body Spray in Cave Dwellers?

And is that Johnson & Johnson baby oil Joe Don has in Mitchell?

What’s your pick?

64 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Product Placements”

  1. Endoplasmic Reticulum
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    says:

    Eegah is sponsored by Harry’s Razors.

       12 likes

  2. Torque the Dorque
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    says:

    Mr. B Natural

    “KAHNNNNN!!!” I mean CONN (band instruments mfr.)

       7 likes

  3. jay
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    Boggy Creek II –

    Brought you by… Dickies – Maker of quality bib overalls fo much longer that it takes a gar to gut nine minners.

       7 likes

  4. goalieboy82
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    but there was no product placements…

       5 likes

  5. Yeti of Great Danger
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    Riding with Death — brought to you by Cobra CB radios, Hostess cupcakes, and the Clairol Hot Comb!

    (get well, Sampo)

       9 likes

  6. Say No To Yes
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    Yuri Styling Gel…. with your active lifestyle of sexual harassment, fist- and waarwelf-skull fights, drugging and injecting security guards, you’ll need a new hairstyle every five minutes of so.
    Yuri Styling Gel, for the psychopath on the go.

       13 likes

  7. Sitting Duck
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    says:

    The Final Sacrifice, brought to you by Molson Brewing.

       9 likes

  8. DarkGrandmaofDeath
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    Manos: The Hands of Fate, sponsored by Wamsutta. Choose Wamsutta percale sheets for all your wrestling needs!

       4 likes

  9. John Paradox
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    says:

    The Slime People brought to you by Mucinex

       7 likes

  10. Sitting Duck
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    says:

    Phase IV is brought to you by Raid.

       8 likes

  11. Scott Strong
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    says:

    The Clonus Horror brought to you by Old Milwaukee.

       11 likes

  12. Terry the Sensitive Knight
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    Attack of the the Eye Creatures, brought you by Clearasil

       7 likes

  13. Kevin Wallace
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    Lost Continent.
    Brought to you by the makers of Wing Tipped Climbing Oxfords!

       5 likes

  14. eegah
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    It Conquered the World, brought to you my Vlasic pickles

       7 likes

  15. Kenneth Morgan
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    “Code Name: Diamond Head”, brought to you by AMF Voit Scuba Equipment, Sans-A-Belt Slacks, and the Hawaii Tourist Bureau.

    “Gamera vs. Zigra”, sponsored by Coca-Cola.

    “SST: Death Flight”, brought to you by Amtrak, Purell Liquid Soap, and All-State Insurance.

       6 likes

  16. eegah
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    Daddy-O, brought to you by Washington Apples

       4 likes

  17. eegah
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    The Skydivers, brought to you my Folger’s Crystals

       11 likes

  18. Crowdini
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    Girl in Gold Boots
    Sponsored by,

    Hershey’s: Quality chocolate, lickey you!

    And

    Eat Restaurant: Employing drunk dads since 1932.

    And

    Icky Elf Hair Creame: Look sharp for all your shady dealings. Not recommended for use near ceiling tiles.

       8 likes

  19. Sitting Duck
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    Laserblast is brought to you by the Nerf Blaster.

       6 likes

  20. Blonde Russian Spy
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    says:

    Teenagers from Outer Space, brought to you by Red Lobster.

       19 likes

  21. Endoplasmic Reticulum
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    During some of the endless discussions in Skydivers they could drop in a few lines about how once their next move will be to buy a new Cessna Skyhawk II, with Omni-Vision and an efficient, reliable six-cylinder Continental O-300 engine.

       4 likes

  22. Crowdini
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    Hercules and The Moon Men
    Brought to you by Army Mom Sand Scarfs and Prozac.

       2 likes

  23. SmudgyTheBootblack
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    The Horror of Party Beach, brought to you in part by LOOK POLISH!

       6 likes

  24. yelling_into_the_void
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    Mountain Dew sponsoring Wanda Saknussemm’s fun-loving ex-boyfriend.

       1 likes

  25. Kenneth Morgan
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    “Gamera”, sponsored by the American Psychiatric Association and Turtle Wax.

    “The Dead Talk Back”, brought to you by Schick Razors.

    “Last Clear Chance”, sponsored by Union Pacific Railroad, GEICO and Ferryman Funeral Homes.

    “The Incredible Melting Man”, brought to you by Ritz Crackers, Mop ‘n Glow, and your local lemon growers association.

       6 likes

  26. Ro-man, aka one of several possible Steves
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    “Time Chasers: Brought to you by the Library Council. Discover a world of excitement, education, and adventure at your local library today.”

       9 likes

  27. Ro-man, aka one of several possible Steves
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    NHKrypto: And is that Johnson & Johnson baby oil Joe Don has in Mitchell?

    Johnson & Johnson’s Baby Oil could also have scored on a product placement in any of the Hercules movies.

       4 likes

  28. Ro-man, aka one of several possible Steves
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    Product placement we really, Really, REALLY wish had happened.

    Prince of Space — Fruit of the Loom.

       10 likes

  29. blowie the dolphin
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    don’t forget the Barbasol shaving cream for Eegah!

       3 likes

  30. skrag2112
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    “Angels’ Revenge” brought to you by Astroglide.

       5 likes

  31. Scott Strong
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    The Starfighters. Brought to you by the U.S. Air Force………and by the corngrowers association of America.

       7 likes

  32. InvaderPet
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    Don’t forget, “Pod People” had that soda poster out in the middle of damn nowhere.

       1 likes

  33. Mibbitmaker
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    Girl in Gold Boots –
    Brought to you by ClairALL internal cosmetics, for maintaining your pretty mind

    Skydivers –
    Brought to you by the Petey the Plane Fan Club. Petey believes in YOU!

    Mr. B Natural –
    Brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Flo sez: “Proud of you, Mom B Natural!”

       1 likes

  34. Kenneth Morgan
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    “Atlantic Rim”, brought to you by Marx Toys, makers of Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots.

    “Horrors of Spider Island”, brought to you by Maxim Magazine.

    “The Touch of Satan”, sponsored by Carnation Ice Cream, Diamond Walnuts, and the new 1971 Ford Maverick.

    “The Mole People”, sponsored by Maglight brand flashlights, and by Energizer batteries.

       6 likes

  35. goalieboy82
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    Gamera vs. Gyaos
    Cataract the car of Japanese eye doctors.

       1 likes

  36. Some Other Guy
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    NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, brought to you by Birds’ Eye family size shrimp – look for them in your freezer section, just above the buffalo meat.

       2 likes

  37. Todd Cline
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    The Incredible Melting Man, brought to you by Kraft Thick & Tangy Barbecue sauce.
    Future War, brought to you by the Cardboard Manufacturers of America.
    The Blood Waters of Dr. Z, brought to you by Gorton’s Fish Sticks.

       3 likes

  38. Professor Gunther
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    REVENGE OF THE CREATURE, brought to you by the Charlton Heston Fish Locator, Guiseppi’s Almond Coolies, and Speedo! (In fact, we’re watching this episode right now:)

       3 likes

  39. Professor Gunther
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    That was supposed to read COOKIES!! (Why can’t we edit any more?)

       3 likes

  40. Blonde Russian Spy
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    Kenneth Morgan:

    “The Dead Talk Back”, brought to you by Schick Razors.

    Schick would also work for …Mixed Up Zombies. Get your Schick out of shape today!

       5 likes

  41. Kenneth Morgan
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    “The Last Chase”, sponsored by Porsche, North American Aviation, and the Canadian Film Development Corporation.

    “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”, brought to you by Mars Candy and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.

    “Zombie Nightmare”, sponsored by your local Twist ‘n Crème location, Louisville Slugger bats, and Joe Weider’s Protein Blast.

       5 likes

  42. Lupe Vallejo
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    From Girl in Gold Boots, “Pepsi paid handsomely for this product placement.”
    And then from Laserblast, “Coca Cola is gonna need a PR campaign just to undo the damage this scene is doing.”

       3 likes

  43. Cornjob
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    Gamera vs Gaos brought to you by Faberware Stainless Steele Cutlery.

    Gamera vs Baragon brought to you by Skittles

    Callback: I forgot to mention Joe Bob Briggs during the “priming” discussion.

       2 likes

  44. Cornjob
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    Dammit that’s supposed to be Gamera vs Guiron promoted by Cutlery.

       4 likes

  45. Cornjob
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    I really should have gotten that right the first time. I am filled with shame.

       6 likes

  46. Ro-man, aka one of several possible Steves
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    Sampo: Sorry for breezing past your initial comment. Prayers that you are feeling better. Thanks for all you do! :)

       7 likes

  47. mando3b
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    The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, promoted by Newman’s Own Sockaroonie Neck Juice
    Danger! Death Ray, promoted by Mattel & Hot Wheels

       5 likes

  48. Mibbitmaker
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    The Touch of Satan –
    Brought to you by the Beelzebub Aquarium – “It’s where the fish live.”

       7 likes

  49. mando3b
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    The Creeping Terror, brought to you by Stainmaster carpets

       12 likes

  50. Ro-man, aka one of several possible Steves
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    says:

    mando3b:
    The Creeping Terror, brought to you by Stainmaster carpets

    Or maybe Empire Carpet?

    “Five Eight Eight,
    Two Three Hundred:
    Empire!”

       8 likes

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