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Now Available from RiffTrax…

Get it here. Warning: Contains nudity.

14 Replies to “Now Available from RiffTrax…”

  1. jay
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    To quote the promo –

    “I have my limits.”

       3 likes

  2. eegah
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    This movie makes Hobgoblins look like an Oscar winner.

       3 likes

  3. The Original EricJ
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    Warning: Contains nudity.

    Isn’t that always the way?–Every time you need an umbrella, you can never find one.

    (And looks like MK&B have been going through the IMDb director listings again…Have we gotten “Babewatch: the Forbidden Parody” yet?
    If you’ve seen the trailer for “Hobgoblins 2”, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI8omyZbfeE , it’s a pretty clear case for NOT encouraging this guy with more cult-kitsch attention. Those about to make the obvious joke, think about it here, you’re on the right track.)

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  4. mst3kme
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    Eric J.:

    I’m not sure why I’m giving *you* any attention, but if you have a director you would prefer Rifftrax to focus on instead, email them or send them a tweet.

    In other words, stop complaining and put your money where your big mouth is.

    The Original EricJ: Isn’t that always the way?–Every time you need an umbrella, you can never find one.

    (And looks like MK&B have been going through the IMDb director listings again…Have we gotten “Babewatch: the Forbidden Parody” yet?
    If you’ve seen the trailer for “Hobgoblins 2”, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI8omyZbfeE , it’s a pretty clear case for NOT encouraging this guy with more cult-kitsch attention.Those about to make the obvious joke, think about it here, you’re on the right track.)

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  5. The Original EricJ
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    mst3kme:
    ’m not sure why I’m giving *you* any attention, but if you have a director you would prefer Rifftrax to focus on instead, email them or send them a tweet.
    In other words, stop complaining and put your money where your big mouth is.

    Why do you keep saying “Which movies/directors I want Rifftrax to do?” Seriously.
    And wait, thought you stopped posting?

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  6. mst3kme
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    Eric J.:

    I have stopped posting, but I realized that I couldn’t have people here (including you) think you’re the reason I left.

    Also, you’re a colossal jerk who needs to be put in his place.

    The Original EricJ: Why do you keep saying “Which movies/directors I want Rifftrax to do?”Seriously.
    And wait, thought you stopped posting?

       9 likes

  7. Mr. Krasker
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    To be fair, mst3kme, you should be honored that EricJ noticed your post. It seems his adoration of all things Joel and his burning hatred of Mike-related things are the only things on his radar.

    And I’m glad you haven’t stopped posting.

       7 likes

  8. mst3kme
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    Mr. Krasker:

    Thank you for your kind words, but I have stopped posting.

    I realized that I couldn’t have people here think Eric J. was the reason I left.

    Since I’m here right now, I’ll mention that Rifftrax has a new short available.

    “My Mother Was Never a Kid.”

    Enjoy.

    Keep circulating the MST3K vibes.

    Mr. Krasker:
    To be fair, mst3kme, you should be honored that EricJ noticed your post. It seems his adoration of all things Joel and his burning hatred of Mike-related things are the only things on his radar.

    And I’m glad you haven’t stopped posting.

       4 likes

  9. TorgosPizzaNJ
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    For me, I’d prefer a warning when a movie Doesn’t contain any nudity…

       10 likes

  10. touches no one's life, then leaves
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    mst3kme:
    Eric J.: I’m not sure why I’m giving *you* any attention, but if you have a director you would prefer Rifftrax to focus on instead

    Eric doesn’t want Rifftrax to focus on anyone, anywhere, or anything. Eric wants Rifftrax to just plain not exist.

    Which IMHO makes his obsession with talking about it EVEN MORE BIZARRE. I’d consider the more appropriate response to something that one wants to just plain not exist to proceed as if it does in fact NOT EXIST and ignore any indication to the contrary. Being able to do that is one of the things that separates us from the animals.

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  11. mst3kme
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    Touches:

    I know.

    Eric is a one trick phony.

    By the way, “RiffTrax Live: Octaman” is now available at Rifftrax for pre-order.

    Keep circulating the MST3K vibes.

    touches no one’s life, then leaves: Eric doesn’t want Rifftrax to focus on anyone, anywhere, or anything. Eric wants Rifftrax to just plain not exist.

    Which IMHO makes his obsession with talking about it EVEN MORE BIZARRE. I’d consider the more appropriate response to something that one wants to just plain not exist to proceed as if it does in fact NOT EXIST and ignore any indication to the contrary. Being able to do that is one of the things that separates us from the animals.

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  12. touches no one's life, then leaves
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    mst3kme:

    Eric is a one trick phony.

    (in rocky the flying squirrel voice)

    “And that trick never works!”

       4 likes

  13. Johnny Drama
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    I don’t know about you, but that Irene Ryan is fine!

       1 likes

  14. Mr. Krasker
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    OK, my life has been busier than ever lately, but I finally got around to watching Blood Theater. It exceeded my wildest expectations. It makes no sense, it’s poorly written, acted, and directed. It’s perfection! There are not enough thumbs to give this one up. There is not enoug “HUH?” in our universe for this gem.

    Mike, Bill, and Kevin do a great job on this one.

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