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11 Replies to “New Shorts from RiffTrax…”

  1. Terry the Sensitive Knight
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    “Why is that lunchlady posing as a nurse?”
    “I get two paychecks this way.”

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  2. jay
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    School nurses today, the few that still exist, work in a world suspended between intrusive administrators and unhelpful helicopter moms. Let’s give them a break, or maybe the same discount at Denny’s that other certain public servants get.

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  3. mst3kme
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    Terry:

    Cool “Simpsons” reference. :-)

    Terry the Sensitive Knight:
    “Why is that lunchlady posing as a nurse?”
    “I get two paychecks this way.”

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  4. IR5
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    jay:
    School nurses today, the few that still exist, work in a world suspended between intrusive administrators and unhelpful helicopter moms. Let’s give them a break, or maybe the same discount at Denny’s that other certain public servants get.

    Larger Public Schools near me outsource a couple rooms Staffed by local Public Health Center Nurses. It works out pretty good- but, you’re right- difficult task.

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  5. Mibbitmaker
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    Just Awful – a short subject title, and the reaction of any who’ve seen it.

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  6. The Original EricJ
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    Mibbitmaker:
    Just Awful – a short subject title, and the reaction of any who’ve seen it.

    I’m looking at the cover, and trying to guess who’s making the “Redrum!” jokes, Bill or Kevin?

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  7. mst3kme
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    Eric J.:

    Instead of assuming there’s a “redrum” joke, you could watch the short.

    However, you have made it repeatedly known that your bias against Mike, Kevin, Bill, Bridget, and Mary Jo prevents you from possibly enjoying Rifftrax.

    I suggest you watch this video.

    The brawny, clueless guy reminded me of you.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c55pUATDm3w

    The Original EricJ: I’m looking at the cover, and trying to guess who’s making the “Redrum!” jokes, Bill or Kevin?

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  8. Gare_chicago
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    The Original EricJ: I’m looking at the cover, and trying to guess who’s making the “Redrum!” jokes, Bill or Kevin?

    Hm? Oh. yeah, sorry – I’ve been away for a while.

    Ahem.

    Delete your account.

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  9. Mibbitmaker
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    To un-hijack the thread…

    The photo on the cover of “Just Awful” suggests a mashup of E.T. and Dan Aykroyd playing Julia Child on SNL…
    “E.T., phone -oh, now I’ve done it! I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger…!”

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  10. jay
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    Mibbitmaker:
    To un-hijack the thread…

    And the crowd goes wild. Yaaay.

    I’m pretty sure I had that same ugly striped shirt when I hid my cut finger. Probably had the same look on my face because in those days the standard treatment was every kid’s nightmare. MERCUROCHROME! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!

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  11. EAG46
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    The Troublemaker isn’t nearly as exciting as the topic promises. A whiny little twerp tries to spread gossip about students who won’t hear his nonsense. He was born much too early for the Internet or Fox News, the poor shnook.

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