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Weekend Discussion Thread: Worst Jobs in MSTed Movies

With Labor Day approaching, give us your nomination for the worst job ever depicted in a MSTed movie or short.

My pick would be the sampo makers in “Day the Earth Froze.” Except for the guy who got to ride on top, seems like a pretty rough gig.

Your pick?

56 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Worst Jobs in MSTed Movies”

  1. jay says:

    jay: Anteaters Rock.Export some here to my place.The armadillos are just not keeping up. The ants are kicking there armor covered butts.

    Please replace “there” with “their”. Thanks

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  2. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    Some people are classifying “slave” as a job. Oh, I Don’t Think So.

    Ro-man, aka one of several possible Steves:
    Maybe the soldiers in “Monster-a-go-go”.Because, I mean, after all of that hard work searching for the monster, in the end, ya’ know…

    Reduced to faceless drones. Literally.

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  3. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    being an angel must really suck, too

    according to X Marks the Spot, Out of This World, and Once Upon A Honeymoon, being an angel is one big bureaucratic nightmare

    and thanks to Soultaker, we know that being an angel of death isn’t much better

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  4. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    jay: Please replace “there” with “their”.Thanks

    Ah, if only we could edit our posts again. I have no idea why that functionality was removed, does anyone else?

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  5. mando3b says:

    Terry the Sensitive Knight:
    being an angel must really suck, too

    according to X Marks the Spot, Out of This World, and Once Upon A Honeymoon, being an angel is one big bureaucratic nightmare

    and thanks to Soultaker, we know that being an angel of death isn’t much better

    Yeah, and how’d you like to be an angel and get stuck with wholesale bread deliveries? Not exactly wars and starvation, plus you have to share an office with literally your most bitter rivals and work cheek to jowl with a scenery-chewing ham all day. “Oh, THEY get to sing to the shepherds on the first Christmas, but I have to ride in a Staff Bread panel truck and listen to drivel about plus volume and grocer good will!”

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  6. Sitting down in the rusting septic system of a futuristic spaceship with frozen dead bodies in bags hanging like dry cleaning sounds like a ripe slice of hell. A spot of tea would make it a little more bearable.

    Wandering from town to town predicting the health of goats has got to be disheartening.

    An assistant to a Doctor or a Professor or pretty much anyone. Chances are you’re gonna die.

    A dream job? A ten year internship with the Racket Girls sounds nifty.

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