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  1. jay says:

    There seems to be a shocking lack of “waka-chica” music in this promo. Otherwise, RIGHT ON!

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  2. mst3kme says:

    Rifftrax Presents also has a new short available “What Will Bernard Do” riffed by Bridget and Mary Jo.

    https://www.rifftrax.com/what-will-bernard-do

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  3. mst3kme says:

    From Wikipedia:

    “Velvet Smooth is a 1976 American blaxploitation film directed by Michael L. Fink and starring Johnnie Hill. The screenplay concerns a crime lord who hires a female private detective to find out who’s stealing his business. This was the only film role for Hill and co-star Emerson Boozer who had played for the New York Jets (1966–1975).”

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  4. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    One Wikipedia contributor seems a bit confused:

    “Somebody’s running a takeover on crime lord King Lathrop’s (Owen Watson) operation using bogarts in Hannibal Lecter lookalike masks.”

    I’m fairly certain it was impossible to imitate Hannibal Lecter in 1976. Oh well.

    That’s not how J.K. Rowling spells “boggart,” either, but I can’t guarantee that the contributor meant “bogart” in that context.

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  5. Kenneth Morgan says:

    mst3kme:
    Rifftrax Presents also has a new short available “What Will Bernard Do” riffed by Bridget and Mary Jo.

    https://www.rifftrax.com/what-will-bernard-do

    What will Bernard do? Depends on what Sir Humphrey wants him to do.

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  6. Sitting Duck says:

    No one involved with this film is connected to any MST3K films, with the majority having Black Force as their only other credit.

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  7. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    jay:
    There seems to be a shocking lack of “waka-chica” music in this promo.Otherwise, RIGHT ON!

    I hope there will be more “boom chik-a-wow” music throughout the film, along with some “UHH!! SHUT YO’ MOUF!”

    Been crossing my fingers for another blaxploitation flick since “The Guy from Harlem,” which is my favorite Rifftrax ever. My high school years were spent in the ’70s in an area where these films and styles were very popular, so it’s a real blast from the past for me. Now just imagine if Al Conners and Velvet Smooth got to work together….

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  8. privateiron says:

    I can confirm this is an extremely funny Rifftrax. In particular, it highlights Kevin’s MST3K honed skills at making funny noises and doing fake telephone conversations.

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  9. goalieboy82 says:

    Sitting Duck:
    No one involved with this film is connected to any MST3K films, with the majority having Black Force as their only other credit.

    is that a good thing or a bad thing (hard to tell).

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  10. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    goalieboy82: is that a good thing or a bad thing (hard to tell).

    Well, don’t just do something, stand there while I offer relevant information. :-)

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072707/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

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  11. Sitting Duck says:

    goalieboy82: is that a good thing or a bad thing (hard to tell).

    If you figure it out, you get a RAM chip.

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  12. Yeti of Great Danger says:

    OK, bought and watched. Plenty of “waka-chica” music CONFIRMED! Also: Afros, halter tops, evening dresses that look like white nightgowns, polyester, and the world’s worst fight choreography ever. But I actually kind of liked Johnnie Hill, who played the title character. Not a great actress, but better than Lieutenant Chin-Ass.

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  13. goalieboy82 says:

    Kenneth Morgan: What will Bernard do?Depends on what Sir Humphrey wants him to do.

    and the sad thing is Bernard (Derek Fowlds) just died in January.

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  14. goalieboy82 says:

    Kenneth Morgan: What will Bernard do?Depends on what Sir Humphrey wants him to do.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOvEwtDycs

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