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A New Short from RiffTrax…

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9 Replies to “A New Short from RiffTrax…”

  1. jay says:

    Banana bikes, skateboards, and cut-off jeans. Things we can remember from the seventies. Now we can add mercurochrome, old fashioned band aids that ripped off your outer skin layers when removed, and most of all never telling mom when you stepped on a rusty nail because…, TETANUS SHOTS! AAAGH!! Thanks, Rifftrax.

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  2. goalieboy82 says:

    jay:
    Banana bikes, skateboards, and cut-off jeans.Things we can remember from the seventies.Now we can add mercurochrome, old fashioned band aids that ripped off your outer skin layers when removed, and most of all never telling mom when you stepped on a rusty nail because…, TETANUS SHOTS!AAAGH!!Thanks, Rifftrax.

    like this:
    https://youtu.be/VQ8EJD2_89c?t=295

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  3. jay says:

    goalieboy82: like this:
    https://youtu.be/VQ8EJD2_89c?t=295

    After seeing the drum major in that film I know what Dr. Strangelove did before the war.

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  4. Kenneth Morgan says:

    goalieboy82: like this:
    https://youtu.be/VQ8EJD2_89c?t=295

    If you can watch that without wincing, you’re a stronger person than I am.

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  5. mst3kme says:

    That bee sting scene made me wince. I’ve been there.

    This short would be good paired with “Just Awful.” That short hilariously makes so much over so little.

    Rifftrax is having a sale.

    Get 15% off riffs this Memorial Day weekend! Enter coupon code MEMORIAL20 at checkout (discount excludes gift cards).

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  6. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    Every other short: “Say NO to strangers!!!”
    This short: “When hurt, make sure a random guy has a deathgrip on your face.”

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  7. goalieboy82 says:

    Terry the Sensitive Knight:
    Every other short: “Say NO to strangers!!!”
    This short: “When hurt, make sure a random guy has a deathgrip on your face.”

    i thought that too.

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  8. Blonde Russian Spy says:

    Of course, kids doing things for themselves was one of the reasons they NEEDED first aid.

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  9. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    “I Can DO H Myself”? A short that teaches children how to use H? Is that a rebuttal to “The Terrible Truth”? Surely even the most…

    Oh, wait it says “It,” not “H”. Nevvvvver minnnnnd.

    ;-)

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