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A New Short from RiffTrax…

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7 Replies to “A New Short from RiffTrax…”

  1. jay
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    Well, that would solve all of Tom’s worries about how Santa would get to the SOL, wouldn’t it?

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  2. skrag2112
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    The most uncanny valley Christmas film before the “The Polar Express”.

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  3. DarkGrandmaofDeath
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    skrag2112:
    The most uncanny valley Christmas film before the “The Polar Express”.

    I actually admire the artistry and detail of the marionettes, but, yeah, you are not wrong. The overall effect is really unsettling. The fact that Santa’s lips looked wet and shiny was the worst thing of all to me.

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  4. Terry the Sensitive Knight
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    I can already tell this is gonna be good

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  5. goalieboy82
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    jay:
    Well, that would solve all of Tom’s worries about how Santa would get to the SOL, wouldn’t it?

    but no hail of blood and entrails however.

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  6. jay
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    goalieboy82: but no hail of blood and entrails however.

    Yes. That’s the point. Have some egg nog. In fact, have my egg nog.

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  7. TorgosPizzaNJ
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    It has a “Hardrock, Coco & Joe” look to it…mama I’m frightened…

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