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  1. jay
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    Remember everything great about the late nineties? Me either, but this isn’t any of that anyway. Not one word about the abundant availability of toilet paper in the nineties, and they even featured a toilet! Missed opportunity, Guys.

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  2. Sitting Duck
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    John Lazar (Murdock) was Jarek the Sorcerer in Deathstalker 2 (from the 30th Anniversary Tour). Bob Bragg (Terrorist #1 and stunt coordinator) did stunts in Mac and Me. Dan Golden (Terrorist #4) was still photographer for No Retreat, No Surrender (from the Cheesy Circus Tour). Christopher Ray (second second assistant director) was line producer for Atlantic Rim.

    Not sure how pertinent this is, but the majority of the people involved with this movie had a lot of porny-sounding titles in their filmographies.

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  3. Kenneth Morgan
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    As opposed to Minimum Revenge? How does one quantify revenge, anyway? That’s like how the Daleks in current “Doctor Who” talk about setting their weapons to “Maximum Extermination”. Can one use a minimum of extermination? Or just a pinch of extermination? Do these guys sit down and figure, “The best way to handle this is with 3 1/2 cups of Revenge, plus one teaspoon of Extermination.”

    Sorry, I’m just getting my mind off the snowstorm that’s coming.

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  4. mst3kme
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    Rifftrax also has a new short available.

    “Beauty and the Bride.”

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  5. touches no one's life, then leaves
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    mst3kme:
    Rifftrax also has a new short available.

    “Beauty and the Bride.”

    A beauty AND a bride? A short about a lesbian wedding from 1953? Wow. That’s even more groundbreaking than “Earth Angel” being about two girls openly dating in 1962. Wait, that’s not what “Earth Angel” was about and that’s not what “Beauty and the Bride” is about. Of course it isn’t.

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