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2 Replies to “Now Available from RiffTrax…”

  1. mst3kme


    “So what we got is just a stupid little ripoff of Carrie. It’s not particularly scary, sexy or interesting. The acting sucks, the body count it woefully low, the effects are truly laughable and my feet fell asleep while I was watching it. The fact that you’re even reading a review on it would thrill the producers.

    Just your standard ‘Alienated goth girl reaps sweet revenge on the busty bitches who torture her thanks to the power of an ancient evil Satanic mirror demon who is in love with her’ movie, complete with band-aid special effects and bargain basement cast. Trust me, if this one was even BAD-good, I’d tell you. It’s just bad. Thank me for watching it for you.”


  2. Marioman22

    Surprised it does not say “not the Julia Roberts film”
    (Only reason why I know about that one was it was advertised to death in 2012, the same year as the other Snow White film Snow White and the Huntsman)


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