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A New Short from Bridget and Mary Jo

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2 Replies to “A New Short from Bridget and Mary Jo”

  1. jay

    What is the connection between teenage boys and their immersion in Axe body spray and tiny old ladies who’ve lost their sense of smell and wear so much cologne that insects fall out of the air when they are outside? The answer is they both seem to seek out the same elevator I am using. Cough, cough, choke! Does your odorant set off smoke detectors? Maybe you should cut back a little.


  2. Blonde Russian Spy

    Remember, if you don’t stink to high heaven, you’re not using enough.


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