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  1. eegah
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    Oh, no! Hogsback Brewing Company closed down four years ago!

    Asahi still lives, though!

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  2. Marioman22
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    Dang, this sounds epic

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  3. The Original EricJ
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    Big shark movies, little shark movies, expensive shark movies, cheap shark movies, tornado-and-irony based shark movies… and people still want more! It might even inspire you and your friends and your home video camera to say “Hey, what if we made our own shark movie?”

    While not The Asylum, think this would be the work of Brett Kelly, another young hopeful full of dreams of tornadoes-and-irony, who’s set out to become the “new” Asylum, picking fights with Spielberg in “Raiders of the Lost Shark”, while also delivering action titles like “Spyfall” and “Rise of the Black Bat”.

    Almost makes you miss the the real Asylum, and its unique Green-O-Vision.

    (And is a man-eating shark dressed as Jeff Goldblum more likable than the REAL Jeff Goldblum?)

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