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Sampo & Erhardt

Sci-Fi Archives


Visit our archives of the MST3K pages previously hosted by the Sci-Fi Channel's SCIFI.COM.

Goodbye Sci-Fi

Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett reflect on MST3K's final broadcast.

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RiffTrax Presents a New Riff from Bridget and Mary Jo

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Weekend Discussion Thread: More Screen Time

Murdock Hauser writes:

Is there a character from a MSTed movie you would’ve like to have seen a little more of? For me, Chris Mattling from “The Dead Talk Back” is that character. I thought he and Krasker’s character were perfect together. Now what say you?

I’d like to know a little more about the drunk Tom Waits guy stumbling around in the theater in “The Slime People.” I bet he had a back story…

What’s your pick?
(And keep those WD ideas coming!)

Now Available from RiffTrax…

Download it here. Contains some mature language.

Dragon Con Appearances

Joel and many members of the The Return crew are in Atlanta this weekend for Dragon Con. Here’s what Erhardt dug up on what you don’t want to miss.

Friday, August 31 at 11:30 AM
MST3K: Return to the Satellite of Love
Grant Baciocco, Felicia Day, Daniel Griffith, Rebecca Hanson, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray, Tim Ryder

Friday, August 31 at 1:20 PM
Photo Session: Joel Hodgson

Friday, August 31 at 1:40 AM
Photo Session: Jonah Ray

Friday, August 31 at 2:30 PM
The Puppetry of MST3K
Grant Baciocco, Joel Hodgson

Saturday, September 1 at 10:00 AM
17th Annual Dragon Con Parade
Joel Hodgson and Jonah Ray are speakers

Saturday, September 1 at 1:00 PM
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Panel
Grant Baciocco, Felicia Day, Daniel Griffith, Rebecca Hanson, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray, Tim Ryder

Saturday, September 1 at 3:00 PM
Photo Session: Joel Hodgson

Saturday, September 1 at 3:00 PM
Photo Session: Jonah Ray

Saturday, September 1 at 3:10 PM
Photo Session: Jonah Ray

Saturday, September 1 at 3:10 PM
Photo Session: Felicia Day

Saturday, September 1 at 3:20 PM
Photo Session: Felicia Day

Sunday, September 2 at 10:00 PM
An Hour with Felicia Day

Sunday, September 2 at 12:20 PM
Photo Session: Felicia Day

Sunday, September 2 at 12:20 PM
Photo Session: Jonah Ray

Sunday, September 2 at 12:30 PM
Photo Session: MST3000
Felicia Day, Joel Hodgson, Jonah Ray

Sunday, September 2 at 5:30 PM
MST3K Night V: They Do Stupid Things-30 Years of Inept Aliens, Monsters, & Tors!
Daniel Griffith, Joel Hodgson

Have fun and kiss a stormtrooper for us!

Weekend Discussion Thread: Space Force

Alert regular “Torque the Dorque” writes:

SPACE FORCE

Who should be part of our Space Force (whenever it’s created) and why?

I would pick Winky because he is very experienced in riding the rocket.

I’m going to go with Lt. Makonnen, from the movie in episode 902- THE PHANTOM PLANET, who suggests that the wisest and best is to fix out attention on the good and beautul, if you’ll only take the time to look at it.”

Who, from MST3k characters, would you pick?

Please, we ask, no contemporary political commentary. Thanks.