Summary: Okay, you got a sour
ventriloquist/hypnotist, a lady with the bottom half of her
butt hanging out of a skimpy costume, a crabby vent figure
containing the soul of a guy, another lady in a skimpy
costume, a mush-mouthed hero, a couple fellows with big
beards, some Germans, a whole herd of rich old ladies: and
Prologue: Servo arranges a blow-out dorm drinkin' bash with speakers in the window and everything, but all he can afford is a very nice window. No beer, no speakers.
Segment One: Still residing in Ancient Rome, Pearl is bored by a "Welcome Gods" party and tries to turn it into a toga party, which understandably flops. Observer produces pants, and all enjoy a pants party. On the SOL, Crow (having apparently drunk some nanite-produced beer) gets sloppy and abusive about "Debbie" and punches in Servo's window.
Segment Two: Crow consorts with Pitch, a very minor demon from the Comedy Central years, who is selling very nice collectible "devil dolls." Mike is horrified, which Crow really can't understand.
Segment Three: Crow and Servo set up a real nice British pub for Mike, but the excitement dies quickly as all wait and wait and wait for the fantastically thick brew as it oozes ever so slowly into Mike's glass.
Segment Four: Pitch is back, teaching Crow how to transfer Servo's soul into a hastily assembled new Servo, a la the movie. Servo's going along of course, but Mike is again horrified and Crow is again upset that Mike is horrified. By the end, Servo has transferred his own soul into a toaster pastry.
Segment Five: Crow dresses Mike up as Hugo, the dummy from the movie, sticks him in a cage and whispers insults about how he's not going to feed him any ham, also like in the movie. (It's a weird movie.) Servo shows up as a leggy toaster strudel assistant with its butt hanging out. In Rome, all attend a fight at the Coliseum featuring the Mad Goth: it's Bobo!!
Stinger: Hugo the dummy attacks The Great Vorelli in a fever of punches.
reflection, I like this movie even less now than I did a few
minutes ago when I was writing the first part.