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This Date in MSTory

BORN ON THIS DATE
1886: Gordon De Main, who played Prof. Fitzgerald in the movie in episode 103- THE MAD MONSTER.
1895: Melville Shyer, assistant director of the movies in episodes 203- JUNGLE GODDESS and 517- BEGINNING OF THE END.
1900: Ernst Fegte, production designer for the movie in episode 623- THE AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN.
1902: Ed Sullivan, who was impersonated by Crow in a host segment in episode 308- GAMERA VS. GAOS.
1907: Adriano Baracco, writer of the movie in episode 1013- DANGER: DIABOLIK.
1918: Arnold Stang, who was mentioned repeatedly in a host segment in episode 304- GAMERA VS. BARUGON.
1934: Janet Munro, who played Anne Pilgrim in the movie in episode 101- THE CRAWLING EYE.

DIED ON THIS DATE
1891: Herman Melville (age 72), who was mentioned in a host segment in episode 314- MIGHTY JACK.
1982: Seth Banks (age 66), costumer for the movie in episode 401- SPACE TRAVELERS.
1984: Philip Cahn (age 90), editor for the movies in episodes 208- LOST CONTINENT and 702- THE BRUTE MAN.
2007: Charles B. Griffith (age 77), who played Pete Shelton in, and was the screenwriter for the movie in episode 311- IT CONQUERED THE WORLD. He was also the screenwriter for the movies in episodes 511- GUNSLINGER and 806- THE UNDEAD.

EVENTS ON THIS DATE
1937: Bud Westmore, make-up artist for THIS ISLAND EARTH seen in MST3K: THE MOVIE, the movie in episode 801- REVENGE OF THE CREATURE and six other MSTed movies, is divorced by actress Martha Raye. They were wed just five months earlier.
1955: The movie in episode 210- KING DINOSAUR is reviewed in Variety.
1960: The movie in episode 521- SANTA CLAUS is reviewed in Variety.


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This Date in MSTory

BORN ON THIS DATE
1893: John Mylong, who played Professor George in the movie in episode 107- ROBOT MONSTER.
1911: John Harvey, who played Inspector Thompson in the movie in episode 905- THE DEADLY BEES.
1915: Frank Gerstle, who played Dr. Otto Frank in the movie in episode 518- THE ATOMIC BRAIN and a congressman in the movie in episode 614- SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL.
1917: James Andelin, who played the band instructor in the short MR. B NATURAL, seen in episode 319- WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST.
1919: Jayne Meadows, who was mentioned in the Steve-O-Meter invention exchange sketch in episode 408- HERCULES UNCHAINED.
1920: William Conrad, “Fridge Alert” spokesman, parodied by the Brains in episode 420- THE HUMAN DUPLICATORS.
1921: Milton Subotsky, co-producer of the movie in episode 905- THE DEADLY BEES.
1923: Cavernario Galindo, who played a wrestler in the movie in episode 624- SAMSON VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN.
1924: Joseph Beruh a.k.a. Joseph Berry, executive producer of the movie in episode 1012- SQUIRM.
1924: Rosemary Odell, who designed the gowns for the movie THIS ISLAND EARTH riffed in MST3K: THE MOVIE.
1934: Wilford Brimley, who was mentioned in a host segment in episode K11- HUMANOID WOMAN.*
1936: Don Cornelius, who was mentioned in a host segment in episode 622- ANGELS’ REVENGE.
1952: Robert J. Kizer, editor of the movie in episode 403- CITY LIMITS.*

DIED ON THIS DATE
1969: Bruce Seton (age 60), who played Prof. Flaherty in the movie in episode 909- GORGO.
1970: Fred Coby (age 54), who played a pilot in the movie in episode 203- JUNGLE GODDESS and the young Hal Moffat in the movie in episode 702- THE BRUTE MAN.

EVENT ON THIS DATE
1967: The movie in episode 207- THE WILD REBELS is reviewed in Variety.


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RIP Herschell Gordon Lewis

lewis Horror icon Herschell Gordon Lewis, who directed more than 34 movies between 1961 and 1972 and was affectionately known as the “godfather of gore,” has died. He was 87 years old.
A representative for the filmmaker, who rose to prominence after directing such titles as “Two Thousand Maniacs” and “Blood Feast,” said Lewis “passed away peacefully in his sleep” on in the evening of Sept. 25. Lewis’ rep also confirmed the director had been suffering from congestive heart failure prior to his death.
MSTies will recall that he was the producer, director and screenwriter for the movie in episode 421- MONSTER A GO-GO.

Entertainment Weekly has the story.

Thanks to Paul and Timmy for the heads up.

MST3K Reunion Show Now Available

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Weekend Discussion Thread: Three Fictional MST3k characters

Alert reader “Johnny Drama” suggests:

With the recent #threefictionalcharacters thing going around, I thought it might be interesting to do #threeMST3Kcharacters (from the movies) that best describe you. I’ll have to give it some thought myself.

Krasker, Dad from “A Date with your Family” and Ator. Figure that one out.

You?

Episode guide: 603- The Dead Talk Back (with short: ‘The Selling Wizard’)

Short: (1954) An industrial number showcasing the attributes of grocery store refrigeration units, with the help of shapely model.
Movie: (1957) A paranormal researcher claims he has invented a device that will permit communication with the dead. Oh, it’s true.

First shown: 7/30/94
Opening: Gypsy calls a fire drill
Intro: Dr. F. tries pin-point cigarette marketing on Mike
Host segment 1: Crow’s radio talk show: “The Dead Talk Back”
Host segment 2: M&tB are “The Dead”
Host segment 3: Dr. F. tries his hand at interrogation and Frank quickly cracks; meanwhile, the guitar solo continues
End: Crow is still playing, Tom is acting up, Gypsy starts another fire drill, Mike reads a letter, Dr. F. practices his crossbow skills
Stinger: Woman screams after seeing dead body
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• This is a weird episode, featuring an odd short and even odder movie. It’s fun, but not a favorite of mine.
• This episode was included on Rhino’s Vol. 8.
• Though clearly made in the ’50s, the movie was never released until it was discovered and purchased by a low-budget video company in the 1990s.
• I wonder if the fire drill segment led to the later fire safety PSA that they did.
• It’s the “umbilicon” again in this episode.
• The short is a bit of departure. This is what is known as an “industrial,” quite a different animal from the mental hygiene shorts they’d mostly done up until now. I’m not sure it always works for MST3K, as in this case. This may be my least favorite short MST3K ever did.
• Callback: “Plenty of lip and tongue action” (from the speech short). Frank says “I killed that fat barkeep” (The Beatniks)
• Spaghetti ball bumpers: beaker, film canister, book.
• Then-current reference: “James Farentino visits Tina Sinatra.” Farentino was charged with stalking his former girlfriend, Tina Sinatra, in 1993.
• “Oh, its true!” became a frequent callback in many future episodes.
• Segment 1 features the voice of Trace, one of the few times he ever did a “guest spot” on the show.
• Say what you want, Churchill was right about the Bills.
• The Rhino release of this episode had some encoding problems and was reissued.
• I was never much of a deadhead. I liked ’em, but a little guitar jamming goes a long way for me. Gypsy seems pretty natural as one, though.
• The closeup on Crow’s guitar gives us a close look at the stick that controls Gypsy’s jaw.
• Later in segment 2, Mike is folding Crow’s sensible slacks. He really DID get a lot of wear out of them!
• I had a nice Twitter DM back and forth with Andy LaCasse, who performed the “cheesy guitar solo.”
LaCasse said: “The director [that would have been Jim, he directed the host segments for that episode] kept laughing out loud and asking me if I could make it more grating and irritating. I said I could, and I did!”
He also recalls: “I brought my 1-year-old daughter, Kayla, with me to the studio. The writers whisked her away for a while. Later, the video guys [that would have been Brad and Tim] let her play with the controls on the video editing machine. The scene had already been shot, so I followed Crow’s hands as he played.”
On the technical side, he notes: “I played a cheap copy of a Fender Stratocaster with EMG pickups through a Big Jam Spit Wah pedal straight into the MST3K video editor.”
“My daughter had a great time and the writers adored her,” he concluded. “I had a blast! Definitely a career highlight for me. It’s still on my résumé.”
• Crow is still wearing his Grateful Dead costume when he reenters the theater. Mike removes it.
• No cast and crew roundup this week. Similar to “Teenage Strangler,” this appears to have been a cast that largely never did anything else.
• Creditswatch: Host segments directed by Jim Mallon. Sarah Wisner does Post Production Coordination with Ellen McDonough for two episodes, instead of Jann Johnson. This is the last of three episodes where Tim Scott gets an audio mixing credit. This is the first of five episodes where Brad Keely gets a lighting credit. This is the last time we see Director of Operations Jeffrey P. Young in the credits. (He lasted all of three episodes and I would LOVE to heard THAT backstage story.) “Cosmic Freight Train” written and arranged by: Michael J. Nelson, Paul Chaplin and David Sussman.
• Fave riff from the short: “But don’t put your tongue on it!” Honorable mention: “Wow, that was close. She was mad!”
• Fave riff from the movie: “Well! I’m going home for lunch.” Honorable mention: “…than springtime are you, sir.”

MST3K: The Movie in Lubbock, Tex.

The Alamo Drafthouse in Lubbock, Texas, will present MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE Monday, Sept. 19, at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $3.
Rob Weiner, co-editor of “In the Peanut Gallery with Mystery Science Theater 3000: Essays on Film, Fandom, Technology, and the Culture of Riffing,” will be on hand to discuss the film.

More info here.

Weekend Discussion Thread: What Happened Next?

Alert reader Troy suggests:

What do you think happened to MSTied movie characters as soon as the film was over?

So, in Cave Dwellers, after Ator left, I think Dong (Thong?) and the crazy old man opened up a successful business installing safety railings and personal workout rooms in neighboring medieval castles, and after The Killer Shrews, the surviving shrews somehow made their way to Australia, where nobody even noticed another incredibly toxic voracious predator on the loose.

Following the end of “Beginning of the End,” several grasshopper meat-based restaurants opened in Chicago.

You got one?

New Mary Jo/Bridget short

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“Is this the chin you’re using?”

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Episode guide: 602- Invasion U.S.A. (with short: ‘A Date with Your Family’)

Short: (1950) A typical suburban family sits down for a rigidly formal and polite dinner.
Movie: (1952) America’s failure to accept “the universal draft” dooms the nation when the Russians invade.

First shown: 7/23/94
Opening: Mike tries to build a robot; it doesn’t go well
Intro: Dr. F. gives the bots a choice: him or a wire mother?
Host segment 1: A date with M&tB
Host segment 2: Tom tricks Crow into a Lois Lane discussion
Host segment 3: M&tB get a visit from “A. Bomb” on the Hexfield
End: Tom thinks it’s all a dream, Mike reads a letter, Frank is on patrol!
Stinger: Now that’s a walk-on!
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• I wouldn’t say this is an episode where the short outshines the feature, but I think the two are about evenly matched. The short is an absolute classic but the riffing of the feature is just about as good. And most of the segments are a definite step up from last week’s drab entries.
• This episode is not yet released on commercial home video.
• Again, in the opening, they make very explicit that Mike is not Joel. I remember that killbot caused quite a stir on the MSTie internet. People were trying to make replicas within hours.
• Trace does a great job in the opening. I particularly love “Yat-dat-dada-dada-FACT!”
• This week the Umbilicus is the “Umbilcon” for whatever reason.
• Great little throwaway: As Tom is examining the “mother” we can hear him mutter “…usually have two…”
• The point of the movie seems to be a pitch for what is referred to as “the universal draft,” which apparently means that the military can just waltz into a tractor factory and demand that they build tanks. The goal, of course, is fighting Communism, under which the military can just walk into a tractor factory and demand that they build tanks. Maybe that’s why we didn’t hear too much about “the universal draft” after this.
• Segment 1 is great stuff, just the sort of segment I would include in a “shorts and the host segments they inspired” collection I would love to see Shout! Factory do.
• Annoying commercial: The Odor Eaters featuring “Swamp Foot.” Honorable mention: The “Real Bowl” Comedy Central bumpers, which were distinctly unfunny.
• “It’s a long par five to the nation’s capital” was later reused in MST3K: The Movie.
• I love the neon “stand by” sign in the TV studio. It’s elegant, I’ll grant you, but pretty useless.
• This movie must have been pretty easy to make–just edit together all the stock footage you can find, along with about 20 minutes of actual movie.
• Segment 2 comes before we’ve seen any of the Lois Lanes. It probably should have been segment 3. That aside, it’s lots of fun and has a very casual feel that I like.
• Then-current riff: “Vince Coleman’s final revenge.” Coleman was an outfielder, playing for the Mets in 1993, when he threw a lit firecracker into a crowd of fans in the Dodger Stadium parking lot, injuring three children, and deservedly got into a heap o’ trouble. Honorable mention: “This is all Andrew Guiliani’s fault.” Andrew was the mischievous son of then-New York Mayor Rudy Guiliani.
• That’s comedian and MST3K writer Mike Dodge as the Bomb. Dodge joined the writing staff at the beginning of season six, and this was his only on-screen appearance. Mike’s performance is a little over the top for my tastes, but he didn’t have a lot to work with. May he rest in peace.
• Incidentally, written on the side of the Bomb is “MJ-P” and “2-27.” Feb. 27 is Mary Jo’s birthday.
• One little thing I noticed this time: during the dogfight stock footage, Crow seems to completely blow a line. Very strange, but even stranger is that his mouth movements do not synch up with the flubbed line. Which means he ACTUALLY said something else! Did the Brains actually insert a mistake??
• Cast and crew roundup: Producer Albert Zugsmith also directed last week’s offering, “Girls Town,” and producer-scriptwriter-story writer Robert Smith (neither the guy from The Cure or the NFL star) worked on “Girls Town” as well. Cinematographer John Russell worked on “Girls Town” and “Indestructible Man. Special effects guy Jack Rabin worked on “Robot Monster,” “Rocketship X-M” and “Viking Women.” Makeup guy Harry Thomas also worked on “Mad Monster,” “Project Moon Base,” “The Unearthly,” “Bride of the Monster, “Racket Girls,” “High School Big Shot” and “Night of the Blood Beast.” Production manager Ralph E. Black was a 2nd unit director for “Space Travelers.” Art director James Sullivan also worked on “Attack of the the Eye Creatures” and of course Albert Glasser did the music for many many MST3K movies.
In front of the camera, Peggie Castle also appears in “The Beginning of the End.” Robert Bice also appears in “Teen-Age Crime Wave.” William Schallert (the man who was in everything) was also in “Gunslinger” and “Hangar 18.”
• CreditsWatch: Host segments by Kevin Murphy.
• Fave riff from the short: “The less said about this the better!” Honorable mention: “Brother has a tight psychological grip on Junior.”
• Fave riff from the movie: “Well, just keep coming down until you’re not in the sky anymore! Doncha know how to land???” Honorable mention: “So, are you gonna finish the windows?”