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This Date in MSTory

1888: Paul Palmentola, art director of the movies in episodes 507- I ACCUSE MY PARENTS and 522- TEEN-AGE CRIME WAVE.
1892: Wendell Willkie, who was included in the list of prominent “doughy guys” shown in a host segment in episode 522- TEEN-AGE CRIME WAVE.
1901: John Merton, who played Moloch in the season four serial UNDERSEA KINGDOM.
1905: Darrell Calker, musical score composer for the movie in episode 623- THE AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN.
1908: Angelo Rossitto, who played Toby in the movie in episode 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES and a dwarf in the movie in episode 411- THE MAGIC SWORD.
1909: Oldrich Lukes, who played Harringway in the movie in episode 211- FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS.
1915: Alfeo Bocchicchio, producer of the movie in episode 206- RING OF TERROR.
1918: Holly Bane, who played the truck operator in the movie in episode 520- RADAR SECRET SERVICE.
1919: Jack Palance, who played Xenos in the movie in episode 519- OUTLAW and Farrell in the movie in episode 622- ANGELS REVENGE.
1933: Yoko Ono, who was mentioned in host segments in episode 213- GODZILLA VS. THE SEA MONSTER and episode 514- TEENAGE STRANGLER.*

1963: James Brock (age 61), who did the sound for the movie in episode 411- THE MAGIC SWORD.
1963: Monte Blue (age 76), who played Unga Kahn in the season four serial UNDERSEA KINGDOM.
1978: Derrick de Marney (age 71), who played Latham in the movie in episode 901- THE PROJECTED MAN.

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Weekend Discussion Thread: Disneyfication of MSTed Movies

Alert reader John writes:

With Disney seemingly determined to own every intellectual property in the world, it is only a matter of time before they acquire the rights to some of our favorite MST3K films. So our discussion is “How would Disney remake a movie featured on MST3K?”
I foresee an animated musical of “Robot Monster” with Ro-Man belting out show stoppers like “To LIIIIIIIIVE like the hu-maaaaan! To BEEEEEEEEE the hu-maaaaan!” and “I MUUUST! But I CANNOOOOOOT!” It all has a happy ending, with Ro-man and the humans living in peace after the Great Guidance is destroyed in typical Disney fashion by falling off a cliff.

I see a Disney Channel series on Batwoman. It’ll run five seasons.

Your choice?

A Couple of Late-Breaking RIPs

Sometimes we hear of somebody’s passing several weeks after it happened, because they are not part of the Hollywood scene anymore. Such is the case with Sally Fraser, who played Joan Nelson in the movie in episode 311- IT CONQUERED THE WORLD, Joyce Manning in the movie in episode 319- WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST and Helen Kingman in the movie in episode 313- EARTH VS. THE SPIDER. She died January 13 in Harrison, Idaho. She was 86.
Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

And although he was mentioned only in passing during a host segment in episode 1002- THE GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS, we should note the passing former Vikings quarterback Wade Wilson. He was 60.
The story is here.
Thanks to Timmy for the heads up.

Weekend Discussion Thread: Riffs You’d Retroactively Add

Alert regular “Sitting Duck” asks: Riffs

Sometimes a film shown on MST3K will feature a performer of some notability or notoriety, but the riffing fails to make mention. Usually this is because the person in question wasn’t immediately recognizable. On occasion (such as with Robert Reed in Bloodlust!), they deliberately choose to hold back. So what riffs would you retroactively add in such situations? Mine is for Hamlet when the title character enthusiastically greets Horatio, to which I would append a, “You magnificent bastard!”

Mine would be in episode 409- INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN, which has Lon Chaney in BOTH the movie and the short. I feel that deserved a menton.

Have at it! And keep those WDT ideas coming!

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