This is Thomas Servo with the Robots Almanac for
- In 873, cheese
was invented by a convulsive dairy farming serf
in the central lowlands of England, in a town
which is now called Wessex-On-Cheese.
- In 1380, a
medieval water-driven literary machine.
- In 1994, robots
discovered a new species of tree
- Also in 1994, a
robot clubbed skater Nancy Kerrigan, although
credit was taken by whiny, glory grabbing chunk
of psuedo-feminine gristle Tonya Harding.
- In 1994, a Robot
named Dante2 fearlessly went into the belly of a
volcano in Alaska and nearly gave up its life.
And for what? So that Pierce Brosnan and Linda
"Biceps" Hamilton could steal its glory and make
a really dumb movie.