Bit: Gypsy Uncoils
Episode: 101- The Crawling Eye
(Close shot on Crow)
Crow: He's not
gonna like this! (Cambot pans right to Tom Servo)
Tom: And I'm not
gonna tell him. You tell him! (Cambot pans left back to
Crow: Well, maybe
he won't notice. (Cambot pans right to Tom Servo)
Tom: Oh, yeah.
Right. (Annoyed) Hey, Cambot, could you speed this up a
(Joel enters, investigates the black tubing hanging from the
Crow: Uh, oh.
Tom: Oh, he's
Crow: Uh, Joel, I
don't want to be teacher's pet or anything, but Gypsy
uncoiled herself again!
Joel: Yeah, she
did. Cambot, could you widen it out, so everybody can see
this? (Cambot pulls back to reveal the room is filled with
black tubing) Gypsy! I know you're in here! Quit hiding! You
clown, get out here! (No response) Oh, let's do that thing
we did, okay?
Joel (loudly, so
Gypsy will hear): It's too bad
Gypsy's not here, huh, Crow and Servo?
Crow: Yeah, yeah.
Joel: Yeah, it's
too bad she's going to miss out on those piping hot ram
(Gypsy emerges from behind Joel)
Joel: Oh, All
right, I knew you were around here somewhere. Listen. You
know you're not supposed to come out without using the
service portal. Now look. I want to show you this. (Gypsy
groans in dismay as Joel removes her eye and scans it around
the room) See this big mess? All over the place. That's...
Hey, this is how you look, okay? Now otherwise, we're going
to have exo-service spinal bundle all over the place!
Joel: The black
Gypsy: Oh. Hey,
Gypsy: I got an
wonderful. She's got an itch!
Joel: Okay, where
is it, Gypsy?
6805 through 7019!
6905 through 7018, okay, you guys, start scratching. Where's
Crow: Oh, I hate
it when she gets diode rash!
Joel: Me, too.
(They are all scratching. Tom Servo is on the floor.) Uh,
Tom Servo, I think, uh, you're scratching on the solar
Joel: So am I.
Wait a minute, now. Here, okay.
Tom: Why am I
doing this? I hate being the end-man. I scratch here and it
takes her six hours to feel it in her head.
Joel: I know what
Crow: Uh, I don't
want to ask a stupid question, but ... Why'd you make her so
Joel: Well, you
know how it's... I-it's kind of like when you start
connecting paper clips together, you kind of get hooked on
it? It's kind of like that.
Tom: Oh, my.
Tom: Uh, Joel,
you know when we were speculating on her sex?
Tom: Well, I
think I may have narrowed it down, here.
Tom: Oh, oh,
check that. Sorry. False alarm.
Joel: Wait a
minute. Here's the, um,... I think I found the problem.
She's jammed in here behind the door. (Joel is back by the
Crow: Hey, don't
open that door, McGee!
(Joel opens the door and loads of Gypsy fall on him, a la
Fibber McGee and Molly)
every time! We got movie sign!