Episode: 109- Project Moonbase
Crow: It's new!
Tom: It's improved!
Crow: It's Spacom,
as seen in the movie "Project Moonbase."
Tom: Yes, Spacom,
the miracle home product you thought you'd never need.
Crow: Part wood,
part industrial resin, part processed pasteurized cheese food product.
Tom: That valuable
china cracked? No problem. Just a dab of Spacom will do the trick.
Crow: Try Spacom
on an onion roll for a real lunchtime treat.
Tom: Takes care
of rust on that old jalopy, and ladies will just love how Spacom removes those nagging
liver spots and planters warts.
Crow: Slice thin
for a fabulous roast substitute.
Tom: Kids will
just have a ball with Spacom.
Crow: Change your
mother into a basketball and drive out rodents and other household pets.
Tom: Include Spacom
in your next oil change to lubricate and remove diaper rash while it whitens your
wash and melts those pounds away.
Crow: Make Polynesian
cheese devils with a little marshmallow creme, a handful of crunchy fire ants, and
*lots* of velvety Spacom.
Tom: Eskimos love
the way Spacom takes the gum out of diesel generators.
Crow: Mom loves
the way it cleans jewelry.
Tom: Dad loves
the way it takes the paint off that old table in the attic.
Crow: And kids
just love it for a snack anytime.
Tom: Massage it
into your scalp for a refreshing change of mind.
Crow: Rub it into
your chest and feel the petroleum vapors go to work.
Tom: Not an aerosol,
not a paste, and not available in any store.
Crow: It's Spacom!
And it's available at this one-time, low, low, everyday bargain price.
Tom: And if you
order now, you will receive at no extra charge a year's supply of Spacom!
Crow: Cuts through
this tomato like it was a tin can.
caps off of jars, bottles, and the baby!
Joel: And, boy,
does it catch fish!