Bit: Hide-and-Seek With the Universe
Episode: 203- Jungle Goddess
[SOL]
(J&TBs are out of sight behind the
desk. They pop their heads up to whisper lines during the
segment. Crow peeks head up, then back down.)
Magic
Voice: 30 seconds to Commercial
Sign. (Tom peeks head up, looks around, back down)
Joel: Hey
everybody. Welcome to the experiment.
Magic
Voice: Commercial Sign in 15
seconds.
Joel: We're
playing hide-and-seek with the elusive and inexplicable
forces which control the universe.
Tom: We're still
safe because the cosmic universe has its eyes closed, and
it's counting to 6.02 times ten to the twenty-third.
Crow: I wanted to
play hopscotch with the impenetrable mystery of existence,
but he stepped in a wormhole and had to go in early.
Magic
Voice: Commercial Sign in
5,4,3,2, Commercial Sign now.
Joel: We'll be
right back. (hits button)
[commercial]
(Back on the SOL. Crow is looking down,
and Joel is covering his and Servo's eyes while they
count.)
All: ...97...98...99...100.
Joel: Ready or
not, here we exist. (Looks around.) Oh, look, the cosmic
universe isn't even *tryin'* to hide!
Crow: Aww.
Tom: Rats.
Joel: Oh, and the
feckless ubermenches are flexing their zeitgeists again!
Crow & Tom: Huh?
Joel: The
scientists, barking down my snorkel!
Crow & Tom: Ohhhh.
(cut)
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