Bit: Magazine Show Opening

Episode: 212- Godzilla vs. Megalon

Transcribed by Sarah "Bookworm" Heiner.


Joel: Hi, welcome to the Satellite of love. And on today's show, we're going to show you how to keep those holiday goiters to a minimum. The secret? Ordinary table salt.
Crow: Then we'll talk to Moms Mabley, and she'll tell us how she kept up a good attitude despite being dead for twenty years. (Laughs.)
Tom: The circus is in town, and I'm going on location, cleaning up after those big bull elephants. (Laughs.)
Joel: And later, Robert Goulet will be stopping by and swinging into high, singing a song and then showing his famous Bloody Mary mix. I hope he sings the song first, if you know what I mean. (All laugh.)
Tom: I know what you mean.
Magic Voice: Thirty seconds to commercial sign.
Crow: And for you bachelors, we're expecting a visit from Wanda McHale and her whale of a tale, so start your popcorn popping now, boys!
Tom: And I'll be on location. A man who ate his weight in Silly Putty? We'll see it!
Joel: I bet he can, know...take impressions of newspapers right off his, uh, elbow or something. (All laugh.) Anyway, on a sadder note, Moms Mabley's attitude really isn't doing that well.
Tom: Awww.
Crow: Awww. Yeah...well, maybe she should try Robert Goulet's Bloody Mary mix. (All laugh.)
Magic Voice: Commercial sign in 5, 4, 3, 2...commercial sign now.
Joel: All these stories and more...not.