Bit: The More Lucid Credit Sequence
Episode: 301- Cave Dwellers
(Joel and the 'bots dressed like
characters from the movie. Joel is adjusting Crow's costume.
Crow: Uhh, too tight.
Tom: Uhh, yeah,
Crow: I dunno
Joel, I don't think this is for me. (Joel drops the
cardboard sword that was attached to Crow.)
Joel: Oops, I
lost it there. (He puts the sword back.) Okay, that's okay.
Whatta ya mean? You look good! Fantastic! I mean I could eat
Crow: Ohh, and I
could bite that big toe.
Joel: Hey, now
quit clowning, you know, what we're gonna do is a little
more lucid version of that really bad opening we saw, you
know the credits.
Joel: That is if
Cambot will man the wall of keyboards. (Cambot nods.)
Tom: Hey, and
will you give us that half screen posterization affect too,
Cambot? (The bottom half of the screen goes black.)
Crow: Uh, Joel.
What is it we're supposed to do again?
Joel: Well, all
you do is you play the characters we talked about earlier,
and we run around and stuff.
frollic, covort, parade, gad about the ship, that sort of
Tom: Joel, isn't
this kindda fruity?
Joel: Gee, I
never really thought of it that way.
Crow: It is.
Joel: Well, no
matter anyway. Let's do it again. You ready Cambot?
(Music similar to that of the opening credits of the film
starts to play and Joel and the bots dance around, while the
following credits roll:)
THE CAVE DWELLERS
Crow as Ator
Joel Robinson as That Mean John Saxon-Type Guy
Tom Servo as The Really Dull Old Guy
Winona Ryder as Roxy Carmichael
Andrew McCarthy as Himself
Kim Catrall as The Mannequin
May Also Star One of the following: Brian Dennehy, M. Emmet
Walsh, or Charles Durning
Music by: Danny Elfman-Again!
Asst to Mr. Okeefe: Todd St. Martin
Body Grease by Goodboy of Beverly Hills
Very Special Thanks To Leathers By Tyson
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CONTINUITY, MUSIC LYRICS, CONSTRUCTION, LINEAR NOTES,
TIMBRE, PITCH, DURATION, INTENSITY, BASIN, TUB AND TOILET
BOWL, POLARITY, MAGNETIC FIELD, SHIPPING, SHRINK WRAPPING,
DELI TRAY, MILE'S TOOO SWEET PECS, YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE
UNIVERSE, NO LESS THAN THE TREES, WANGO TANGO, LOCUST BEAN
GUM, THE FIGHTING ARNOVICH BROTHERS, MOTHER, JUGS, AND
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THE CAVE DWELLERS