Bit: GAMERA TOY SOLDIER COMMERCIAL
Episode: 304- GAMERA VS. BARUGON
Tom (At the KSOL microphone): And we'll be right back right
Kids--here's the greatest, the neatest, the latest thing! 5000-piece Fightin' Men
'N Monster Set! (some pieces not included) Astonish and baffle your friends and foes
while you pulverize Japan! Here's what you get:
- 500 Japanese light infantry! (body parts may not be missing)
36 helpless individuals!
15 recoilless rifles! (not in the set)
24 Bazooka Gum runners!
18 ambulance chasers!
12 jet fighters! (6 not included)
16 helicopter parts!
200 shooting crouchers!
19 fighting clowns!
24 Mohawk indians and much, much, much, much more!!
Act now and receive at half the extra value the Mystifyin' Monster
- Flame on with Gamera! (torso sold separately) He spits REAL FIRE
and causes REAL PAIN!
Solid rubber Barugon comes complete with optional "ram-tongue" action!
(not responsible for nerve damage)
And amuse your friends with
Meepsong (?) and
Bart the battlin' Belgian endive! (some parts may not exist)
Act now, act often and snap-on the entire Tokyo metropolitan area,
the break-away Monte-Nuco Dam! (smaller than shown)
Trample the add-on Hapless Citizen Playset, then abhor the action with the fabulous
Anti-War Protest Pack! (Senator Wellstone not included)
But that's not all! Relive your favorite Japanese movie carnage
with the Lights, Gamera, Action series! There's:
- the gimp,
the shame-filled brother,
the hapless geisha and
the pull-apart voodoo Kenny!
Pose in the nude with the Frisky Kitten Revue, then watch the action
from high atop Tokyo Tower, as the twisted world you create explodes in rivers of
blood and endless pain! Order today! Offer limited! Not available in Utah, Puerto
Rico, prices subject to whim, please wear rubber underwear, some parts may be made
of chicken! Act now! Buy bonds! That's all! Mommy! M-Mommy!! M-Mommy!! M-M-M!!!
oxygen) Okay, breathe, boy, breathe. That was a good one! Let's not do that again.
Here's something we think you'll really like. (Tom sobs, Joel comforts him ) That's