Episode: 421- Monster A-Go-Go

Crow: (Humming, working on a ship in a boat) Hum didda hee-hee. Hua-hua! Hum didda hee-hee. Hua-hua! Hummm

(Gypsy enters)
Gypsy: Hi!

Crow: (Preoccupied with model)...Hi! Didda hee-hee. Hua-hua!

Gypsy: Ummmm...Ahhhh...Ummm...(Leaves hurridly, then returns)...Crow?

Crow: Yes?

Gypsy: I don't get you!

Crow: Oh?

Gypsy: Are you mad?

Crow: (Gruffly) NOO!! (Calmer) No.

Gypsy: Good. Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you're coming from.

Crow: Sure...Uh...What's not to get, though Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.

Gypsy: Ohh. Oh. I know. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you.

Crow: Well, okay...Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT what's confusing you?

Gypsy: Uhh...No.

Crow: Is it that I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems?

Gypsy: Uhh...I guess that's a start...

Crow: Well...I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?

Gypsy: Nooo...If that helps you, its good, but...

Crow: Gypsy! I don't know what...Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches?

Gypsy: Yeah! Well maybe its that kind of thing...

Crow: Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?

Gypsy: Uh, that's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle...but...

Crow: Gypsy...Is it an odor?

Gypsy: No. Well...No. Well...maybe it's TOM I don't get!

Crow: (Losing all patience) Ohhhh brother! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint! I can't believe it...(exits)

Tom: (Tom Servo enters the scene humming) Hum didda hee-hee. (Sees model.) Ugghh...

Gypsy: Tom...I don't get you!

Tom: (Confidently) Nobody does! I'm the wind, baby! (Exits quickly, still humming). Hum didda hee-hee. (Cut)