Bit: Magic Voice Chats with the Narrator

Episode: 518- The Atomic Brain

Transcribed by Erich Mees


(The bridge is completely empty.)
Magic Voice: Mike? Crow? Servo? Where is everybody? Sure gets lonely being Magic Voice. I wish there was another disembodied voice around here I could talk to.
Narrator: Well, sometimes it's convenient to have a man...especially when he comes cheaper than servants.
Magic Voice: Hey, you're the voice-over guy from today's movie! Tell me, what do you like? What's your favorite hobby?
Narrator: Making love to an 80-year-old woman in the body of a 20-year-old girl...
Magic Voice: EEEWW! How could you DO that?!
Narrator: She was quite harmless, times, even amusing.
Magic Voice: You know, I only met you a few seconds ago, but you're really yucky. I can only imagine what you think of me.
Narrator: So nicely rounded in places men like...
Magic Voice: That's it! Get lost, loser! Geez, from now on I'm gonna forget about romance and just get lost in my work. Commercial sign in 5...4...3...2..commercial sign now. Men!