Bit: PLAYING "DOG AND BEAR"
Episode: 816- Prince of Space
Transcription by JSChiv@aol.com
(Crow, dressed as a bear, enters, followed by Servo, dressed as a dog.)
Crow: Mike! Mike! Mike!
Mike: What's going on here! (to Tom) down, down, down!
Crow: We were playing dog and bear, you know, and Servo was chasing me and I ran panicked over logs and through streams, you know, maddened with primal terror, you know, and I turned and raked my deadly claws against his howling snout, you know, and I rose to my hind feet, towering, and still bellowing he came, and I mewled and spewed gore from my wounds and snot from my flaring wild maw and...and...and we were locked like lovers and, and, and, and I was encurled by [??] spotted hound bodies and my entrails were hanging out and I tried a savage feral roar but, alas, my force was spent and I died. Then Servo took it too far...(cries)
Mike: I understand. Is that what happened, Servo?
Tom: Well, I guess that's about right. I mean, what's too far when your entrails are spilling out. I mean, where's the line?
Mike: I see your point. But I tell you what...why don't you guys just play a nice game?
Both: Ok, ok.
Crow: Could you stick my entrails back in, Mike?
Mike: Sure I will. (mimes putting imaginary entrails back. To Cambot) We'll be right back...entrails back in...
Tom: Woof, woof.
(after commercial break. Crow and Tom are now frolicking happily)
Bots: la la la la...
Mike: What's so funny guys? 'Cause you're not playing dog and bear again, are you? 'Cause you know how that can get out of hand.
Crow: Oh, no, now we're playing sea lion and squirrel and we have nothing at all to do with each other.
Tom: And it's fun!