Episode: 816- Prince of Space

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(Crow, dressed as a bear, enters, followed by Servo, dressed as a dog.)

Crow: Mike! Mike! Mike!

Tom: Grr...woooff...

Mike: What's going on here! (to Tom) down, down, down!

Crow: We were playing dog and bear, you know, and Servo was chasing me and I ran panicked over logs and through streams, you know, maddened with primal terror, you know, and I turned and raked my deadly claws against his howling snout, you know, and I rose to my hind feet, towering, and still bellowing he came, and I mewled and spewed gore from my wounds and snot from my flaring wild maw and...and...and we were locked like lovers and, and, and, and I was encurled by [??] spotted hound bodies and my entrails were hanging out and I tried a savage feral roar but, alas, my force was spent and I died. Then Servo took it too far...(cries)

Mike: I understand. Is that what happened, Servo?

Tom: Well, I guess that's about right. I mean, what's too far when your entrails are spilling out. I mean, where's the line?

Mike: I see your point. But I tell you what...why don't you guys just play a nice game?

Both: Ok, ok.

Crow: Could you stick my entrails back in, Mike?

Mike: Sure I will. (mimes putting imaginary entrails back. To Cambot) We'll be right back...entrails back in...

Tom: Woof, woof.


(after commercial break. Crow and Tom are now frolicking happily)

Bots: la la la la...

Mike: What's so funny guys? 'Cause you're not playing dog and bear again, are you? 'Cause you know how that can get out of hand.

Crow: Oh, no, now we're playing sea lion and squirrel and we have nothing at all to do with each other.

Tom: And it's fun!