Bit: Running From the Movie
Episode: 907- Hobgoblins
[In the theater]
(Screen flashes "Hobgoblins")
Tom: Hey, the end credits! (Starts walking away) Well,
it was a terrible movie. At least it was short.
Mike: These are
the opening credits. (Servo sits down)
Tom: D'oh. Well,
kill me please? (Mike chuckles) Please? (Screen shows "Tom
Crow: Ah, the
king of the Wisconsin Dells finally gets a movie. (Screen
shows "Paige Sulivan")
Paige Sul-i-van! (Screen Shows "Steven Boggs")
...boggs this whole movie down.
good. (Screen shows "Billy Frank.") Oh, the cheap sequel to
Billy Jack. (Screen shows "Taimi Bakke")
Crow: Is she
related to 'Wacky T. Bakke'? (forced) Hahaha...I'm leaving.
(Gets up and starts to walk out. Mike reaches for him.)
Mike: Crow, no.
C'mon. Come back. Just don't try so hard. (An erie pause
ocurs with Mike and the 'bots sounding nervous. Screen
flashes "...Kari French")
Crow: Uh, Kari
French. (forced) Hahaha. I bet she loves that dressing.
Sorry, I hate myself! Goodbye! (Runs away.)
Mike: No, Crow.
Get back here. (Mike walks off after him. Screen shows
James Marberry R.F.D. Oh, i hate myself too. (Walks off)
Mike: C'mon, get
back in here. Hey Servo, no! (Walks off after him)
Tom (crying): No.
(Mike grabs him)
Crow: I can't...I
can't, Mike. I'm outa here. (Walks off)
Mike: No, sit.
Crow! (Goes after Crow)
Crow: No, I can't
take it! (Mike drags him back. Servo cries and runs
Mike: Now sit
down. (Reaches for Tom.) Sit down. C'mon. (Servo runs off
after Mike lets go of him.) No don't. Come back here! (Crow
cries and leaves. Mike grabs Crow. He holds tom and crow
down) No. We're going to sit down here, we're gonna calm
down, and we're going to watch this movie.
All: (voices over spaghetti ball) D'oh!