Song: IF CHAUFFEURS RULED THE WORLD Episode: 206- Ring of Terror Frank: (singing) If chauffeurs ruled the world It's what I'd like to see Cause everyone in the world Would take a back seat to me. I wouldn't have to drive I wouldn't have to steer Cause all the world would bow down before me In total abject fear. (spoken) All the gorgeous dames Would worship at my feet Why I could have anyone of them I want Even Meryl Streep! (singing) I'd have complete respect Of everyone on the planet Including intellectuals Even David Mamet. Tell me why do I have to take Orders from this guy I'd like to drop him in a bucket of boiling grease And watch him slowly die. Dr. F: (spoken) That's enough Frank! Frank: (ignoring him, singing) If chauffeurs ruled the world... Dr. F: (spoken) That's enough Frank! (Drops fake car prop on Frank during next line) Frank: (singing): It's what I'd...Aaaaarrrgggghhh...to see (On knees) Cause everyone in the world Would take a back seat to me. (As Al Jolson) Mammy! [SOL] Joel and the bots: We think your song is FABULOUS!!!!! [Deep 13] Frank: (sobbing slightly, singing): If chauffeurs ruled the world It's what I'd like to see But I guess some other palooka will rule the world... No...not me. (sobbing) Dr. F: Push the button, Judy Garland. (He doesn't respond) Push the button, Frank. Frank: (suddenly cheerful) You think the Ace Awards people are watching?? Dr. F: Oh, for cryin' out....(pushes button) .