Song: GODZILLA'S GENEALOGY BOP
Episode: 213- Godzilla vs. Sea Monster
Crow: I'm confused. Just who IS this Godzilla guy?
Tom: Yes, wise
one, please, teach us!
Joel: I'm not
sure if you're ready for this...
Both: Oh please!
Mr. Joel...Please! Please! Please!
Joel: Okay, my
little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called "The Godzilla
Genealogy Bop" Will you hit it, Professor Cambot?? (Music starts)...
Joel: In order
to know Godzilla, we've gotta look into his past.
Crow: You know
studying genealogy is gonna be a blast!
Joel: Ahh, you've
got it, little robot pal, we're swinging into high.
Tom: C'mon - let's
cut to the chase, ya couple of geeks, and get to the family tree!
Joel: Well, it
started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released.
Both: Oh, like
baby alligators and other nasty beasts?
Joel: Right! The
fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their size.
Crow: Well, that
explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs!
Joel: Right! Now
you're getting it little buddy, but now we must move on. Godzilla's not the only
one to benefit from the A-Bomb.
Tom: Yeah, look!
There's Auntie Ness of Scotland's loch! They were married in the spring. And their
first born was Godzookie, and now we begin to sing...
(Tom starts singing scat improvisations in background...)
went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair with Lorna Luft and smoked
those big cigars!
Tom: And out of
the lusty Luft affair Ron Pearlman resulted. Hmm.
Joel: You know
surgery was considered for him but-nobody was consulted. Oh, I did it again.
(All laugh and Tom continues with his scat improvs in background.)
Crow: Then Ron
met Yoko Ono and they began to spawn. A couple of hundred horrible things as green
as Forest Lawn.
Tom: There they
are: There's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing, Hulk and Ernest Borgnine, too!
Crow: But Ernest
Borgnine isn't green!!
Tom: Oh, you put
him on a boat, he is!
Joel and Crow:
Tom: Hey! Who's
that down at the bottom, a'wallowing in his shame?
Crow: Oh that's
just Steve Guttenberg of Police Acedemy fame!
Joel: To wrap
it up, the worst mutation--
Crow: No! You
Tom: Oh yes it
is! The horror of horrors--!
All: KARL MALDEN'S
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Crow: Dig it!!!
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