Song: THE GYPSY MOONS
Episode: 417- Crash Of The Moons
Joel: Oh! I hope you're enjoying today's film, and
I certainly hope those gypsy moons don't crash. Did you know that the "gypsy moons" is actually a reference
to a popular song title from the 1920s? Mmm hmm. Don't remember? Well, here's our own Tom Servo, Gypsy and Crow
to help you out doing their rendition of the Gypsy Moons. Hit it, kids!
Tom: No, I'm tellin' ya, Gypsy, I love you!
Tom: And I know I've love you, too, if only
Crow: You haven't a chance with a girl like
her. It's me she cares for! Isn't that right, Gypsy?
Gypsy: I can't decide.
Crow: Can't decide? Maybe this will help--
Tom: [music starts, Servo whistles] Ba boom
I can't sleep, or clean my room,
since you and I first had our swooney swoon--
Crow: --in early June under the clear blue gypsy
Gypsy: Oh, that's nice.
Crow: Thank you.
Tom: No, no, no. Don't listen to him, honey!
Listen to me!
Gypsy: I should?
Tom: Lovers have their tune, I know that I was
meant for you.
Tom: Yes, one and one makes two and that would
be just me and you, honey!
Tom: Strollin' arm and arm under a gyp-gyp-gypsy
Gypsy: Oh, very good.
Tom: Take my hand! Oh, you can't.
Crow: In Tom's head are macaroons his family
are all baboons! (Gypsy laughs) But my love is a typhoon, and, besides, my dad's a...tycoon!
Gypsy: Oh, Daddy's got money!
Crow: So come with me under the gyp-gyp-gypsy
Tom: Don't listen to that thin beak over there,
listen to me I'm a starter for the Bruins, so don't ya leave my heart in ruins--
Gypsy: Ooh, a hockey player!
Tom: I've been in a coccoon, but now I sing
just like a loon!
Tom: Since you and I sang tunes under the gyp-gyp-gypsy
Gypsy: I have something to say.
Tom: Tell me! Tell me!
Although I'd just as soon take Nyquil with a spoon
then listen to you two drone on about the gypsy moon,
if the choice between you too goons, I'd rather date Stacey Koons!
Crow and Tom: [whisper] Stacey Koons?
Crow: I think you judge too soon in this matter
of the moon--
Gypsy: I did? [music changes]
Crow: Cause when the lights go out--
Crow: And we're sitting on the couch--
Gypsy: Whoo! [Joel rushes in]
Crow: I'm gonna give ya everything--! [Joel
clamps Crow's mouth down]
Joel: Stop! Stop! We hope you enjoyed this little
trip down memory lane. And now here's our own Al "Jazzbeaux" Collins with a message. Never again you
guys. That's it.
(Thanks to El Mystico and Andrew Mutchler
for the corrections!)