Song: THE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER REVIEW SONG From: The MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review (1997) Transcription by Jim Lauwers (JimL2@aol.com) [drumroll] Tom: Tom Servo presents the first annual Mystery Science Theater Summer Blockbuster Review! Hit it, Cambot! [music starts] Tom (singing): Oh it's a special with stars, and a bunch of flying cars, it's a summer blockbuster review! Crow (spoken): Wow! Tom: It's got monsters in rubber, and actors who blubber, and lots of naked ladies, too! Crow (spoken): Really? Will we see fine cigars? Tom: Uh-huh! Crow (spoken): And muscle-headed stars? Tom (spoken): You bet! (Singing) And action up the old kazoo! Crow (spoken): All right! Tom (in rhythm): Just because it's kind of relevant, we'll ballyhoo Fifth Element Crow: Protect your sacroiliac, when we review the Men In Black! Tom: They're terrorizing little girls, thats Steven Speilberg's Lost World! Crow: And Jodie Foster takes Contact, so she won't sneeze in, uh, Contact... Tom: And heads'll be a-throbbin' when we hit Batman And Robiiiiiiin! Crow (soft): Okay Tom (spoken): Big finish! Tom and Crow: On the, Myst-ry Science Theater Summer Block, Bus-ter revieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! [END] .