Song: THE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER REVIEW SONG
From: The MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review (1997)
Transcription by Jim Lauwers (JimL2@aol.com)
Tom: Tom Servo presents the first annual Mystery
Science Theater Summer Blockbuster Review! Hit it, Cambot!
Tom (singing): Oh it's a special with stars, and a bunch of flying cars, it's a summer blockbuster review!
Crow (spoken): Wow!
Tom: It's got monsters in rubber, and actors
who blubber, and lots of naked ladies, too!
Crow (spoken): Really? Will we see fine cigars?
Crow (spoken): And muscle-headed stars?
Tom (spoken): You bet! (Singing) And action up the old kazoo!
Crow (spoken): All right!
Tom (in rhythm): Just because it's kind of relevant, we'll ballyhoo Fifth Element
Crow: Protect your sacroiliac, when we review
the Men In Black!
Tom: They're terrorizing little girls, thats
Steven Speilberg's Lost World!
Crow: And Jodie Foster takes Contact, so she
won't sneeze in, uh, Contact...
Tom: And heads'll be a-throbbin' when we hit
Batman And Robiiiiiiin!
Crow (soft): Okay
Tom (spoken): Big finish!
Tom and Crow: On the, Myst-ry Science Theater
Summer Block, Bus-ter revieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!