Bit: Mike Gets Caught in a Web
Episode: 1011- Horrors of Spider Island
(Mike is caught in a giant spider web
with a fly on it when Crow enters)
Crow: Mike, what the hell are you doing.
Mike: I'm trying
to extricate myself from this giant web.
Well be careful, Mike. And don't
disturb that giant fly. That's our lunch.
Mike: OK, I'm not
going to get into how you made a giant web, but I want to
I think the real question is what
possessed you to leap blindly across the bridge and get
stuck in the first place.
Did you routinely spring out of
the theater like a gazelle?
Mike: Crow, how
do I get out of here?
Good question. Can you excrete
oily web-proof spittle from you mouth?
Mike: Well, let's
see. Ptoo. No, of course I can't.
Hey, I'm not the guy who sprinted
headlong into a large and very obvious web.
(Tom enters carrying a plate with a large
bug on it)
Tom: Hey, I've got some toasted potato bug and dip.
Mike, what the hell are you doing?
He was pogosticking blindfolded
across the bridge.
Tom: I had no
idea that there were so many giant insects on this
And I had no idea they'd be so
(A giant hairy leg appears in the bottom
right hand corner of the web)
Mike: Help. There's a giant spider. Help me.
Hey, Mike, that impression is
even more lamer than Michael Hedison in the Fly.
Tom: Hey, Crow.
The large mantis' fingers are bubbling hot with cheese.
OK, see ya Mike.
(Crow and Servo leave with the spider leg
getting closer to Mike)
Mike: Well, I'm dead, we'll be right back. Shoo.